Cow and Chicken

T03:C09 - S03:E09 - The Day I Was Born/Factory Follies/Driver's Sped

The Day I Was Born: Cow asks Chicken to tell her about the day he was born. He won't. Cow then begins an odyssey in order to find out the truth. She hears one lame story after another about storks and cabbage patches, etc. Finally Red tells her the truth.Factory Follies: Red manages a large manufacturing facility. It's his birthday, and he expects his mistreated, overworked employees to throw him a party. They don't. So, he throws one for himself. He gets everything he wanted. When he gets trapped in the automated assembly line, Red works super-fast and becomes his own star employee. He promptly asks himself for a raise, and as the boss, he promptly fires himself.Drivers Sped: Weasel works at the DMV giving driver's license tests. Baboon is in line so Weasel drags him to the car so he can take the test. Baboon fails miserably. And, to top it off, he's spouting bad poetry while driving. It turns out that Baboon didn't want a driver's license. He wanted a poetic license.