The Third Wheel

Clumsy and shy Stanley is a nice fellow, beloved by his colleagues in the office but woefully inept. With the aid of his roommate Mike, Stanley works up the nerve to ask out his alluring co-worker Diana. She agrees, but before the two can even be seated at a restaurant, Stanley hits a homeless con-man named Phil with his Taurus. Currying pity from the hapless Stanley, Phil proceeds to disrupt the evening in every way imaginable.