The Kebab Incident

Johann Stanzerl feels hemmed in. Every other business in his Viennese neighbourhood is owned by a Turk. Only his beloved Cafe Prinz Eugen is still offering any resistance, with its regular, upstanding, Austrian clientele. To Johann's surprise, he and his wife were not the only ones extending their cafe. Mustafa, the Turkish businessman from next door also expanded his new restaurant. The Count had obviously sold the same premises twice. Could this possibly get worse for Johann? The enemies both live in and own his building. The Turkish neighbour must go, no matter the cost.