Tattoo artist Dirk Vermin and his sidekick, Ruckus, are in search of Las Vegas’s worst tattoo fails and the strange stories behind them.
S01:E01 - A Damsel and a Nerd in Need
A desperate woman hopes that Dirk can fix her horrific tattoo; a man has a bad tattoo on his thigh.
S01:E02 - Monkey Business
A self-styled "player" and a woman who took a soul-searching trip need their bad tattoos repaired.
S01:E03 - Terrible Tattoo Showdown
Two college buddies bet on who can make their tattoo more ridiculous.
S01:E04 - Who Needs a Tattervention?
A man's wife sports an inappropriate tattoo; a man mixes alcohol with a novice tattoo artist.
S01:E05 - When Animal Tattoos Attack
An aspiring model is saddled with bad body art; a man sports an unforgettable animal tattoo.
S01:E06 - Tattoo Crimes and Misdemeanors
A retired cop needs a tattoo removed before his girlfriend will marry him.
S01:E07 - All Is Fair in Love and Ink
A woman wants her boyfriend to remove a portrait of his ex-girlfriend from his arm.
S01:E08 - Baby Mama Tattoo Drama
The guys fix bad body art on a new mother and a fashionable guy.
S01:E09 - The Family That Inks Together...
Family members hate their patriarch's tattoo; a tattoo of a beloved pet does not come out well.
S01:E10 - Tramp Stamps Gone Wild
A man's obsession with Sea Monkeys leads to regrettable body art; a once-wild granny needs help.
S01:E11 - Girls Gone Tattoo Wild
A woman's tattoo casts her in a negative light; a woman gets body art after having a bad day.
S01:E12 - Show Me Your Tats
A former party girl bears body art in a very intimate place; a woman sports an adorable pig tattoo.
S01:E13 - Close Encounters of the Butt Kind
A tourist has a tattoo in an embarrassing location; a former band member sports permanent arm ink.
S01:E14 - Model Misbehavior
A model suffers from a rash decision; Jonny makes a tattoo of a horned woman with spikes and blood.