The Uncommon History of Very Common Things

Give yourself a nice shave, grab a bottle of wine and be sure to use protection.

Hide your treasure, sip your cocktail, but don't drink the water.

Take a puff, take a bite and take a chance.

Hit the kitchen, hit the bathroom and then hit the gym.

Straighten your tie, check the time and answer that call.

From your face to your base, and the people who make them.

Put on your face, strike a pose and strut your stuff.

Address that odor, clean those pearly whites and sit for a while on the throne.

Travel by air, travel by land or travel by sea.