The Uncommon History of Very Common Things

Give yourself a nice shave, grab a bottle of wine and be sure to use protection.

Hide your treasure, sip your cocktail, but don't drink the water.

Grab your favorite brew, scarf down a dog and cheer on your team.

Take a puff, take a bite and take a chance.

Hit the kitchen, hit the bathroom and then hit the gym.

Straighten your tie, check the time and answer that call.

Put on your face, strike a pose and strut your stuff.

Address that odor, clean those pearly whites and sit for a while on the throne.

Travel by air, travel by land or travel by sea.