Call Me Fitz

Richard “Fitz” Fitzpatrick hits rock bottom when he crashes a GT on a test drive, and wakes up to find he’s grown a conscience.

When Fitz discovers Ken is leaving Fitzpatrick Motors to Larry, he needs to prove Larry is NOT his long-lost, brother.

Fitz quickly unloads Elaine’s El Dorado in hopes of putting their broken relationship behind him for good.

When Larry and Meghan buy Ken a birthday present, Fitz scrambles to come up with his own gift to blow Meghan’s out of the water.

Fitz tries to distract Larry by hooking him up with a drunk chick, only to end up sleeping with Janet, the drunkest of them all.

Hoping to take advantage of spousal privilege, Fitz proposes to a comatose Babs, believing it will undercut her morse-code testimony.

Fitz is pleasantly surprised to discover his marriage to Babs fulfills his latent maternal longings.

Being a widower has its perks; the pity, the gifts, not to mention the inheritance, which Fitz uses to buy a plot of land for his dream bar.

With a highly publicized charity drive across the street, Fitz decides to out-charity the Ruptals by raising money for Ned the cripple.

A sniper takes siege of Fitzpatrick Motors. Larry worries the bad karma of not disclosing his syphilis to all his sexual partners has brought this on.

The final numbers for the Fibbies are in, and Fitz is way out of contention.

Fitz comes to in a motel room with Ali, Sonja, and Julia, the leader of the Bad Men and the Good Women Who Love Them.