Wayside

Dana finally has enough of rules and organizing, and goes off on a freedom-loving roadtrip to every floor of Wayside. / Myron searches the school for a new hero when his idol Kidswatter unwittingly rejects him.

Hyper-athletic Maurecia is paired with slothful Myron in the Wayside Games, and must literally carry him to victory. / Todd thinks both Maurecia AND Jenny have crushes on him after the girls enacts a series of unrelated daredevil stunts over his head.

After Myron fails at being Safety Monitor, Maurecia takes over the job with a little too much gusto. / Todd is cast as Mr. K when the kids attempt to make an over-the-top movie about their principals life.

Stephen becomes insecure when someone makes fun of the elf outfit he wears to school everyday, and attempts to change himself into Mr. Normal. / When Kidswatter threatens to move the school, the students attempt to protest by disrupting class/cafeteria/hallways, etc, but only end up making it all better.

All the kids are forming bizarre after-school clubs, except for Todd, who creates a plain, old Science Club. / A series of events leads Myron to get confused and think he is actually stuck in his own version of The Christmas Carol.

Dana befriends Sammy and realizes she can use the silent (dead) rat to say all the things she has ever wanted. / Todd attempts to free a large octopus he believes Miss Mush is about to cook.

Dana starts broadcasting a popular radio advice show over the school P.A. / Todd sets out to debunk the urban legends about a former student named Nick who is credited with all kinds of fantastic school stunts, including visiting the nonexistent 19th floor and exploring the Cow Bathroom on the 2nd floor.

Maurecia loves being first until she becomes the slowest kid in school due to a Kidswatter rule forcing her to put square wheels on her skates. / The kids shun a student named Joe when his giant hair becomes overwhelmingly large and messy.

The kids attempt to help Upside Down John stand upright in order to avoid the failures of his upside down ancestors. / While trying to find out who destroyed both his office and his rubber band ball, Kidswatter hears four different Rashomon-style explanations.

Despite being a school principal, Kidswatter abhors the idea of teaching. / When Myron learns Small Eric wants to get noticed more, he convinces him to change his name to Small Myron.

Myron accidentally convinces Kidswatter to bet the school in a winner-take-all climbing contest with Le Chef. / Dana must choose between helping her friends through various Wayside-style disasters and preserving her perfect attendance record as she struggles to make it to class before the bell rings.

Miss Mush tells fortunes by reading mushroom surprise stains, and predicts Maurecia will grow up to be a milkmaid. / Todd refuses to reply to a love note passed to him by Maurecia, so all the other students respond to Maurecia on the note for him.