The Real McCoys

Grandpa arranges for Tilda Hicks from Smokey Corners to join the McCoy family as housekeeper.

Grampa thinks he has a good thing going when he encourages three widows to do household chores at the farm, until he realizes that all three are looking for marriage.

George's big moment during his election as commander of the local VFW post is disrupted when Grampa brings to the ceremonies three of George's buddies who know the real story of his "heroic" battlefield actions.

Luke gets swindled by a wily, smooth-talking saleswoman, but Grampa has a plan.

Grampa commits a colossal faux pas when foreign dignitaries visit neighbor George's farm.

Grampa sees an opportunity for financial gain after a paratrooper lands on an old chicken coop, but Luke doesn't like the idea.

Taina Engstrom, a Hollywood actress escaping from her hectic existence, finds peace and quiet at the McCoy farm posing as a housekeeper.

Luke proves to be an easy target for Mrs. Gaylord, an ambitious housekeeper who hopes her new position in the McCoy household may lead to a more permanent position for her unmarried daughter.

Grampa and Luke are left with an unproductive hired helper when Pepino apparently inherits a valuable Arizona estate.

Knowing that Grampa will disapprove, Luke pretends that the girl veterinarian secretly treating their ailing cow is one of his new girlfriends.

When Luke lands a job teaching calisthenics at a ladies' health club, Grandpa sees an opportunity to attract some business to the McCoy roadside fruit stand.

Grampa and George take turns playing Cupid when their respective farmhands, Pepino and Pedro, find themselves competing for the same girl.

Luke discovers a new source of income when he reports the gossip he overhears at the laundromat to the reporter of the local newspaper.

A winsome dance instructor tricks Luke into signing up for a twenty-year dance course. Now, it's up to Grampa to rescue him from this expensive situation with a devious plan.

Luke gets a hair-raising ride in an airplane that leaves him dizzy when he tangles with a crop duster over the affections of a wealthy girl from Texas and winds up on the short end.

Luke meets an attractive widow after her runaway cow tramples the McCoy cornfield.

Grampa picks a peck of trouble when he helps Louise harvest her tomato crop.

The head of the McCoys in Scotland clashes with Grampa over who runs the family.

Little Greg runs away from home when his widowed mom decides to remarry.

Aunt Win goes all out when she campaigns for Grampa.

George loans Luke some money - thanks to the charms of Aunt Win.

Grampa is worried that when Luke marries he'll leave the farm.

Luke's romance with Louise is moving too slow for Aunt Win, so she tries to speed things along.

While Grampa's out of town visiting kinfolk, Luke takes in a couple of hired hands.

Luke does too good of a job as dog catcher, and the McCoys wind up with a household full of homeless pups.

Luke, George and Grampa find themselves getting a lot of female attention after they are chosen as judges for a homemaking contest.

Strange noises in the house convince Grampa that he has been cursed.

Louise's socialite aunt takes an interest in Luke's uncle, but Luke doesn't like it.

Uncle Rightly woos George's sister Flora in hopes of getting her to invest in his latest invention - a musical milker.

Uncle Rightly promotes a corn growing contest at the Grange and volunteers a $500 award to the winner in Grandpa's and Luke's names.

A visiting musician livens up the McCoy household.

Luke grows a full beard and a new rotten personality to go with it.

Luke blows Grampa's tractor payment on some worthless art at an auction.

Luke agrees to become Pat's partner in the ownership of a boat.

Louise and Luke help patch up the Porters' spat - which starts one of their own.

Luke and Pepino regret trying to patch things up between George and his sister Flora.

Luke runs smack into trouble when Little Greg spots him kissing his mother Louise.

Luke schemes to get rich by selling Mama Garcia's bean sauce.