The Wacky World of Tex Avery

Tex Avery and Sagebrush Sid compete to become the new rodeo clown in Ms. Chastity Knott's traveling rodeo. // Dan thinks he can scam a hospital into caring for him by faking an injury. // When the Neanderthals find themselves hungry for breakfast and unable to reach a giant dinosaur egg perched on a cliff top, Einstone comes to the rescue - or so he thinks.

Sagebrush Sid is determined to rob the gold shipment on today's train, but he doesn't count on Tex guarding the secret box car. // Ghengis the Barbarian takes his reign of terror throughout the world but is stopped by the Great Wall of China and the innocent, yet fierce Khannie. // Amanda is attending the social event of the year, the wedding of two super-rich twits.

Our hero Tex is lost in a blizzard when he chances across a cabin stocked full of food and firewood. // Fed up with flies, Amanda decides to put to sea on a cruise ship to escape. // Maurice decides to prepare breakfast in bed for his Ma and Pa, Mr. and Mrs. Squab and is paid a visit by his unruly (and voraciously hungry) neighbor Mooch who plans to have Maurice for breakfast.

Tex is on his way to visit Chastity when a big grouchy Grizzly refuses to let him pass. // When Mooch discovers that the Squabs are going out for dinner and leaving little Maurice with a baby sitter he waylays the poor old cow, puts her dress on and pretends to be the sitter. // Amanda's mind finally snaps from the strain of her constant battles with Freddy.

is a self-important businessman who needs to get to the airport on time. // Ghengis arrives in Scotland invades castle McKhannie in an attempt to conquer Scotland. // Einstone believes he has invented the perfect Dinosaur trap.

Tex and Sid are not only partners in a gold mine, but they're best of pals! // Phony TV chef DAN DU JOUR is delightful to the audience, but a tyrant with his staff! // When Mooch discovers that it's Maurice's first day of school, he decides to catch the little squab by hijacking the school bus.

Amanda does her social duty by volunteering at the local library. // Ghengis arrives off Diamond Head and plans to conquer Hawaii. // When Maurice arrives at the dojo for his first kung fu lesson, Mooch waylays the instructor and takes his place.

While rescuing a local mouse, a bad local alley cat sees Power Pooch chewing his Power Slipper. // Amanda has a big photo session tomorrow morning (the cover of 'Rich and Available'), and she needs her 'beauty' sleep. // Poor Dan. All he really wanted was a good nights rest. Unfortunately for him, Pompeii Pete stars as his ever-attentive bellman.

Amanda finally succeeds in finishing off Freddy, burial and all. // When Mooch discovers it's "open house" at the local fire station he decides to call a false alarm to get the firemen out of the station and trick little Maurice into his stomach. // Power Pooch tries to teach Little Buddy the meaning of "vigilance."

Ghengis arrives in Athens from where he intends to conquer Greece. // High-tailing it from a robbery, Dan hides out in a dentist's office only to discover that Pompeii Pete is their new assistant. // When the Neanderthals come to Einstone to fix their leaky cave roof, our resident genius helps them with some "home improvement" ideas, including the world's first microwave oven, the dishwasher and his "pee de resistance"...the toilet!

After Sid is abusive to his horse, Chumpion, the animal stops the cartoon and demands that horses get the cushy jobs for once. // When his mother comes to stay, Einstone tries to get rid of her by finding her a boyfriend (dad was eaten by a rex). // Starving Mooch discovers Maurice in a toy store and sets out once again to get his lunch.

Chastity has had it with Tex and Sid always fighting and demands they do a program with some class. // Ghengis conquers Egypt only to discover that the Princess of Cairo - Khannie - has other plans. // Einstone meets a sexy cave babe and gets hit by Cupid's club!

When Ghengis arrives in the Mayan capital in central Mexico a thousand years before Cortez, he figures getting the fabled gold will be a snap. // Einstone's primitive world is interrupted when a time traveler comes from the future to pick one caveman to bring back with him. // Amanda tries to squash Freddy but can't seem to crush him to save her life.

Gangland "good fella" DANNY BOY is instructed to teach a crime lord's nephew the ropes of the "business." // Khannie is back in her native Asia when Genghis attacks the Himalayas.Only this time Khannie isn't defending against Ghenghis, she's his tour guide! // When the Neanderthals get into a war with a neighboring tribe of hairy, hunchbacked primates, Einstone creates the Ugh Lympic Games to give them an alternative to beating each other's brains out.

When the Neanderthals fail to catch a tiny dinosaur, Einstone realizes they're evolutionary development is threatened because they're "out of shape". // Ghengis arrives in the Amazon with plans to cut a highway through rain forest on his way to conquering the tribes of Brazil. // Pooch & LB join the cops (much to their dismay) in foiling an in-progress bank robbery.

Tex isn't sure he likes all this new-fangled technology, especially when the outcome of the cartoon is in the hands the audience. // When Mooch finds little Maurice in the mountains with his fellow Chicken Scouts, our hungry fox decides to become their scout leader. // Dan the Man is a merciless lawyer on vacation in the Caribbean who wants nothing more than be left alone by annoying waiter POMPEII PETE.

Chastity has reached her tolerance of fighting from Sid and Tex and demands to know when and how this feuding got started. // Great white hunter Gunga Dan wants to make the cover of Fearless Hunter Magazine with his prize trophy, the last albino tiger in existence. // Einstone opens the 'Einstone School of Medicine' to teach the dumkoff Neanderthals how to help a fellow caveman.

Cattle rustler Sid is determined to steal Tex's herd of steers, even if it's consists of only one cow! From ropin' to stampedin', Sid learns the hard way that nothing comes between a cowboy and his cow. // Power Pooch must rescue Little Buddy who is held prisoner by the nefarious Dr. Hydrant! // Amanda's in Vegas and her luck is awful.

Sid is an outlaw trying to steal gold from Tex's fort. // In order to look like the skinny models in Vague magazine, Amanda heads for a really strict fat farm. // Power Pooch is determined to protect the wealth of a solitary old lady until he discovers that she is inadvertently more dangerous than the criminal element.

Selfish Dr. Dan, who practices golf more than medicine, meets his match in friendly Pete, his new caddy. // An alien ship is approaching Earth, and Power Pooch instantly assumes it's an attack. // Genghis is out to conquer an Indian tribe when he runs into little squaw Khannie.

Tex and Sid find it hard to play out their "Magnificent 7" parody when a Network Executive keeps jumping in with great new ideas... and budgetary cut-bucks. // Genghis is a secret agent from H.O.R.D.E., sent by the Emperor to filch a top secret Growth Serum. // Much like professor Henry Higgins, Einstone is going to take some Neanderthal guttersnipe and teach her to bathe, dress and speak; thus, he'll finally have the perfect mate.