Coming to the Stage

Master comedian, George Wallace, introduces Arnez J and Helen Hong to the stage. Arnez talks about all the races and Helen talks about being on every dating site, except for farmersonly.com. Mr. Microphone tries to sell his CD at a baby shower.

Actor and stand-up comedian, George Wallace, brings Will Weldon and Mal Hall to the stage. Will talks about all the plans he doesn't have and Mal talks about rocking out to "Shake It Off" by Taylor Swift. All of this while Mr. Microphone writes the best message in a retirement card.

Veteran funny-man, George Wallace, brings Becky Robinson and Josh Adam Meyers to the stage. Becky talks about getting her chin hair lasered off and her high levels of testosterone. Josh talks about his creepy deep voice and who is the chillest drug ghost. Plus, Mr. Microphone sees his future during a visit to a psychic.

Famous actor and stand-up comedian, George Wallace, welcomes Boogie B and Dave Merheje to the stage. Boogie B talks about calling FEMA and getting robbed in Beverly Hills. Dave discusses how weird it is to clap for someone you don't know and why Drake cares about what people think. Mr. Microphone teaches invaluable lessons at a joke writing class.

The very funny George Wallace welcomes Alycia Cooper and Jeffrey Jay to the stage. Alycia tells the audience to kill your dreams early and how kids are always waiting on a text from Tina. Jeffrey talks asks where he can participate in a cocaine and oreo addiction study. All of this while Mr. Microphone is diagnosed as legally blind.

The wonderful George Wallace welcomes Daniel Webb and Joel Boyd to the stage. Daniel talks about going to Wendy's on his birthday and his gun-drawing uber driver. Joel talks about his street cred goals and the rules of being a thug. Mr. Microphone hires a very unimpressed joke writer.

In the season finale, host George Wallace brings Adam Hamilton and Cookie Hull to the stage. Adam talks about his tap shoes, being adopted and growing up with a grandmother witih arthritis. Cookie talks about hit and runs and chicken rules. All of this while Mr. Microphone loses out on another gig.