Blue Mountain State

In response to last season's dismal, Coach Daniels brings in a new star QB who turns out to be a loose cannon, taking Alex on a dangerous adventure.

After being sodomized in a fumble pile during practice, Thad sets an investigation with each teammate's version of the story conflicts with the next.

The team becomes celibate in order to boost their performance on the field, but it backfires when Mary Jo, stirs them into a frenzy.

The team begins accepting ostentatious gifts from agents, Coach Daniels fends off pressure to play the annoying, Rudy-like son of a local booster.

Alex, Thad, and Radon receive a message from an unknown woman.

The campus nerds revolt, leaving the jocks unable to function academically and causing an identity crisis in Sammy.

After the campus is vacated, Thad goes on a vision quest to help him decide between staying at BMS next year and going pro.

During rivalry weekend, Overland's mascot gets loose, and Alex and Thad set out to find it so Alex can tailgate and Thad can eat its balls.

Alex decides to become the backup goalie for BMS' hockey team is the perfect way to avoid his conditioning obligations and Radon quickly follows suit.

Alex and his teammates end up in the local drunk tank, where they must stay until they blow a .06 on the breathalyzer.

The team is one game away from an undefeated season when Radon is tackled in practice by Thad creating confidence that takes him out of the game.

When a riot breaks out on campus after the team goes undefeated, Alex and the players must cross the frenzied campus to the Goat House to save Sammy.