S01:E01 - Crossed Swords
Lamont discovers that the porcelain figure he has bought is worth a great deal of money and decides auctioning off the piece will bring the best price.
S01:E02 - Happy Birthday, Pop
Fred's 65th birthday is anything but happy when his first Social Security check and Lamont's "night on the town" don't meet his expectations.
S01:E03 - Here Comes the Bride There Goes the Bride
Fred's protest against Lamont's impending marriage fails to change his son's mind. But as the ceremony begins, the bride-to-be changes her mind.
S01:E04 - The Copper Caper
Fred's suspicions about a used-copper salesman are ignored by Lamont, especially after his son checks the metal's going price.
S01:E05 - A Matter of Life and Breath
Lamont and Fred, at Lamont's insistence, take advantage of the free tests offered by a Breathmobile. The results convince Fred that he has tuberculosis.
S01:E06 - We Were Robbed
Fred covers his clumsiness by proclaiming "we were robbed" and he turns into a boastful hero cited for bravery.
S01:E07 - A Pad for Lamont
Angered by his father's constant interruption of his dates, Lamont moves out to pursue the life of a swinging bachelor.
S01:E08 - Great Sanford Siege
Fred's failure to pay any bills brings threats of turned off utilities and repossessed furniture.
S01:E09 - Coffins for Sale
Lamont buys two coffins at an auction and is determined to sell them at a large profit.
S01:E10 - The Barracuda
Lamont strongly objects to his father's proposal of marriage to the widow Donna Harris (Lynn Hamilton).
S01:E11 - TV or Not TV
Fred wants a color television and Lamont wants a car, but they can't afford both.
S01:E12 - Suitcase Case
Lamont stumbles upon a suitcase full of what he's sure is stolen money and calls the police to come take it away.
S01:E13 - Return of the Barracuda
Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed. Fred even gives her an engagement ring to make it official.
S01:E14 - Piano Movers
A great deal on a grand piano finds Lamont and Fred lodged in the apartment of a wealthy eccentric.