Cow and Chicken

S03:E08 - Playing Hookie/Chicken Lips/Honey, I Are Home

Playing Hooky: Chicken gets the bright idea to play hooky from school in order to slip past a test for which he didn't study. Chicken manages to convince Mom and Dad he is sick. But, this isn't a good thing as Dr. Red comes by for a little home remedy...the cure is worse than the affliction. Chicken reveals his lie and rushes to school to find that he's missed a "chocolate test." The make-up test has something to do with fish and gruel. Chicken Lips: Chicken is distraught because he can't whistle. No matter what, he simply can't whistle...because he has no lips. He's a chicken. Of course, when Red gets involved in order to help...it only makes matters worse. Honey, I Are Home: (Weasel) Baboon is jealous of his next door neighbor, Weasel, who has a great job, a beautiful wife, and exemplary kids. Weasel invites his neighbor to dinner, and Baboon brings over Red as his substitute wife, and fake kids fashioned out of junk.