Mortified

Taylor is convinced that Don and Glenda can't possibly be her real parents and decides to have their DNA tested, with extraordinary results.

Hector secretly nominates Taylor for school captain, unwittingly igniting Taylor's passion for politics.

When Taylor falsely claims she can surf, the lie snowballs to an avalanche and lands Taylor in deep water.

Taylor strives to prevent the unveiling of a deeply embarrassing nude sculpture.

Taylor decides to sacrifice all her material possessions in pursuit of true happiness? until her earthly desires get in the way.

Taylor desperately tries to avoid getting the dreaded ?Talk? from her parents.

Taylor and Hector have a falling out and their life-long friendship hangs in the balance.

Taylor is inspired to join the soccer team and play alongside Leon, until Don signs up as coach.

When Don launches an embarrassing Underpant King advertising campaign, Taylor decides her salvation lies with aliens.

Out of the blue, the Fry family inherits a Scottish estate, and Taylor mistakenly thinks her problems are solved.

Realising that Layla gets all the attention by being troublesome, Taylor decides to rebel.

Taylor fears that her refusal to conform to fashion rules will ruin her social life, and turns to St. Joan of Arc for the answers.

Taylor is torn as the last day of primary school arrives, and is forced to makes some serious decisions about her future.

On her first day of high school, Taylor finds herself smelling like rotten fish as the day goes from bad to worse.

Taylor tries in vain to prevent public exposure of her dad's humiliating mid-life crisis.

Taylor is heartened to realise that she's not alone, as Leon admits he's also a victim of parental embarrassment.

Taylor is humiliated when her revealing self-portrait is auctioned at the school, but things get even worse when she discovers her diary has fallen into a stranger's hands.

Taylor is horrified to discover her parents aren't technically married, but she's even more horrified when they are.

Taylor decides that the only way to solve her problems and escape her family is to become the first child astronaut.