The Weird Al Show

Al meets a guy named Spike, who has a "secret club". Spike tells Al he might be able to be a member, and asks to come to his house to make sure he is cool enough.

All of Al's friends are talking about how great John Tesh is, and how they have seen him before. So, Al begins to lie and tells everyone that he knows John Tesh personally. His friends believe him, and ask Al to invite him over.

Al is trying to make a song about cheese, when some miners crash through a wall in his living room. Al believes that the miners are very rude, and they begin to fight and shout at each other.

This episode starts when Bobby comes in to ask Al a question. Bobby begins asking questions that Al doesn't know the answers to. The Hooded Avenger comes in, and knows the answers to all of Bobby's questions.

Harvey gets too close to the microwave, and turns into a giant mutant hamster. Harvey breaks the world record for largest rodent. Al is jealous and tries to break some world records himself.

J.B. Toppersmith's nephew Huey comes for a visit. J.B. tells Al if Huey is unhappy, he will get fired. When Huey arrives, Al tries to make him as happy as possible, by singing when he is commanded to. Al is sick of this, and starts trying to find other ways to deal with Huey.

Al is having a big talent show. The one who wins will get a hand-crafted sculpture of Marvin the Sea Bass. The problem is, it melted. Meanwhile, Corky thinks she is not talented.

Al has a ton of chores to do around the cave, so he asks Cousin Corky to help with some. Corky has to get to an art convention soon. In Al's mailbag, he finds a travel brochure about going to Hawaii.

Al is very upset because Harvey won't perform his death-defying stunt on the show. A pet psychologist comes over, but makes it worse. Soon, it is time for his stunt. Harvey won't jump off the building.

Al gets nominated for best TV show host award. He is very happy about this. He turns on his TV to the Uncle Ralphie Show. Uncle Ralphie has also been nominated, and he thinks he will win.

Al is having a holiday party for any holiday. The problem is that everyone is in a bad mood because Al won't listen to anything that anyone is saying.

Al has just gotten back from his cave-dwelers' convention when he notices that he has gotten robbed.