Car 54, Where Are You?

Toody and Muldoon run into trouble as they attempt to cook swordfish on an officer's brother's boat.

The precinct buys a gift for Abrams to celebrate his 25 years with the service.

Toody and his wife take an ex-con under their wing and try to rehabilitate him as he lives with them.

When a lady learns that her apartment complex has been condemned, she works her charm in order to trick them into letting her stay.

The Muldoons take in Theresa Tangere in order to shield her from the critical public eye. However, Francis begins to fall for her.

The precinct tries to thwart a group of car thieves.

Lucille tries to match Muldoon up with a spinster woman.

Toody gets a spell placed on him by a gypsy when he tries to uncover her theft ring.

The Toody's give their landlord their thirty days notice before leaving.

Toody and Muldoon catch Hugh Downs speeding.

Gunther wishes that his wife, Lucille, would be more submissive to him, but ends up getting more than he bargained for.

With his duties as department treasurer, Toody chooses to invest the money in the stock market.

Muldoon is tricked into robbing a bank.

The precinct puts on a Christmas play about life at the precinct.

When his television breaks, Toody decides to spend his free time reading instead.

The Whippoorwills enter themselves in a contest.

During Toody and Muldoon's evaluation, the Chief Inspector declairs their performance unacceptable and tells Captain Block he must change things.

Toody is sent on an undercover mission with a female police officer, which makes Lucille think that Toody is living two lives.

Muldoon worries that his height is too tall for the force's standards.