How Not to Hire a Hitman
T01:C01 - S01:E01 - Gym Buddies
An expensive new carpet, a suspect who may or may not be lying about ice skating, and a hitman who can’t follow simple instructions.
T01:C02 - S01:E02 - Left at the Crime Scene
A once-happy couple fresh off a bitter divorce, a mysterious late night phone call, and a hitman who just couldn’t hold it.
T01:C03 - S01:E03 - Too Many Birds
An unhealthy obsession with exotic birds, a gruesome early morning discovery, and a hitman who accidentally confesses everything.
T01:C04 - S01:E04 - Freeloaders
A young couple about to be first-time parents, a trio of houseguests who have overstayed their welcome, and a hitman who maybe stole a car.
T01:C05 - S01:E05 - Paco
A couple’s American Dream in shatters, a killer a little too close to home, and a hitman straight out of a movie.
T01:C06 - S01:E06 - Texas Snowstorm
A second chance at love, a killer who tries to stay ahead of the police, and a hitman who mistakenly used his girlfriend as an alibi.
T01:C07 - S01:E07 - Friendly Neighborhood
A neighborhood feud spirals out of control, a shooting caught on a home surveillance system, and a hitman who’s never heard ‘loose lips sink ships.’
T01:C08 - S01:E08 - Surveillance Feeds
A hidden marriage certificate, an open-ended job offer, and a hitman who forgets to follow his own advice.
T01:C09 - S01:E09 - Graduation
An elaborate plan years in the making, a hitman who smells like the crime scene, and a would-be killer who trusts one too many friends.
T01:C10 - S01:E10 - By the Book
A difficult cold case, a suspect too cocky for his own good, and a hitman who’s by the book.
T01:C11 - S01:E11 - To-Do List
A legal battle ends with one of the participants found dead, and a link is discovered to an unrelated man from North Dakota.
T01:C12 - S01:E12 - Three-Year Plan
When a spouse is confronted in their driveway by a gunman, the police uncover a long hidden money trail and too many suspects to know who's responsible…
T01:C13 - S01:E13 - The Exes
The exes of a new couple are targeted for murder, but who hired the hitman?