The Facts of Life

Mrs. Garrett has to deal with Cindy, who has had an insecurity attack after being nominated to compete against Blair for the title of "Harvest Queen".

Parent Night seems headed for disaster night when Blair's attractive and "available" mother runs into an old high school beau -- whose wife is at home with the flu.

Mrs. Garrett's ex-husband surprises everyone by proposing to Mrs. Garrett and teaching Tootie a game destined for disaster.

Tootie finds her friends' I.Q. scores, blabs her newfound information, and turns mid-term week into disaster week.

Tootie's father, an intellectual snob, tries to control his daughter's present and mold her future... by separating her from Mrs. Garrett.

Molly's parents are getting a divorce, so she and the girls plot a reconciliation, only to have the scheme backfire.

Mrs. Garrett confronts a weighty problem when a trip to the scales convinces Sue Ann it's time for a crash diet, placing her health in the balance.

Mr. Bradley's assignment to have his class trace their "roots" causes Natalie to search for her "real" mother's name, against Mrs. Garrett's better judgement.

Mr. Bradley's tactics to retain the State Track Championship has his girls running head-on in cut-throat competition against each other.

After a sex education lesson from Mrs. Garrett, Blair accepts a date to "make-out mountain" with delivery boy Steve and his van.

When Mr. Bradley rescues Blair and Tootie from a rising flood, Blair is more than pleased to express her gratitude.

Blair and Sue Ann decide to join an exclusive group of girls whose favorite pastime is marijuana.