Bad Education

Alfie is under pressure from Miss Pickwell to mark his mock exam papers, but news that Miss Gulliver is now single poses a serious distraction.

Violent computer game Tokyo Sin is all the rage and the pupils are copying its most dangerous move, the blitz kick.

Alfie is relegated to assisting Rosie Gulliver, driven by the enterprising Frank, as they take the kids to the rundown Tring Ink Museum and Petting Zoo.

The school prepares to play local public school Middleton House at football and Fraser appoints Alfie as team coach.

The elections for school president are underway. Handsome brain-box David Millbank and thuggish Tory Grayson seem to be clear winners so Alfie tries outJoe for the sympathy vote.