My Family

While Nick chats up a girl on the internet, Michael's bought a pet rabbit which soon weaves its way into the family.

Michael is being bullied by a classmate, and Susan discusses the issue with the boy's parents. Meanwhile, Janey is determined to get a tattoo.

Ben takes Susan away for her birthday, and Nick is left in charge.

Susan wants a burglar alarm. Nick wants to become a stripper.

As one of Susan's tour group dies unexpectedly, she decides that the family needs life insurance. Nick agrees in order to win favor with his girlfriend - an insurance salesperson!

Michael's on his first date and asks Nick for the facts of life. Meanwhile, Nick breaks his father's chair and Janey has her eye on a £98 pair of jeans.

Ben is rushed to hospital after turning white and is forced to reveal that he took Viagra. Placed on a low-carb diet, he turns to Brigitte's guru for help.