Cow and Chicken

T03:C01 - S03:E01 - Can Cow Come Out and Play?/Horn Envy/Time Weasel

Can Cow Come Out and Play: When Mom tells Red that Cow would play with him if he were the last man on Earth, Red devises an elaborate scam where he locks the entire world in trailer. But, Mom said never to play with strangers, and Red is pretty strange. So, Cow won't. When it comes out that Red locked the world in trailer, Supercow arrives on the scene and promptly cleans Red's clock. It's the happiest day of his life./Horn Envy: Cow is Infatuated with the cool boy at school. She can't understand why he doesn't notice her. Cow's friends mention that it might be because her horns are too small. Cow freaks and enters into a journey of discovery attempting to enlarge her spiky head attributes. Of course, she finds out that her horns were never an issue as the cool boy at school is dating one of her friends. Cow swears off boys forever./Time Weasel: Weasel invents time underwear, which Baboon promptly steals hoping to change history in his favor. Through a strange twist of quantum mechanics, Baboon actually saves history by killing off the dinosaurs and inventing onion rings. An astounded Weasel apologizes. Baboon is useful after all.