Please Tell Me I'm Adopted

Tiffany gives Scientology and try and ends up bringing home a new friend named Tom.

When Scientology proves too expensive for Tiffany, Tom Cruz suggests she go vegan to "cleanse" her thetan. Tiffany gives it her best shot, but between only having wine, a stinky durian, & a big juicy burger in the room, her will is comedically tested!

Tiffany continues her search for enlightenment by bringing home a Venice Beach guru who claims he can teach her to be free and literally "walk through walls"! Do Tiffany and the patio door both survive the episode?

When Mrs Grant (Marion Ross) makes the girls play "Truth or Dare" and then eat 5 packs of hot dogs each to try and get the truth about why Tiffany doesn't have Obamacare things might just get a little bit messy... and we haven't even had cake yet!

Tiffany intends to marry a Sheik she met online, become Muslim and move to Saudi Arabia.

Tiffany tries being a Luciferian and brings her mentor Damian home to meet the family.