Becoming Blond

Ida’s Aunt Gertrude, misunderstanding their BFF relationship, wills the house to Ida and her “husband”, Sebastian. Not actually being married, Ida discovers she could lose her home to Noodles the poodle; her grandmother’s dog!!! She decides to seek out the exotic Hippo whom she has only seen in pictures. Meanwhile, Sebastian offers to sacrifice his gayness by marrying Ida. They head to the desert to get married and save the house.