Cow and Chicken
S01:E01 - Field Trip to Folsom Prison/The Girl's Bathroom/This Bridge Not Weasel Bridge
S01:É01 - S01:E01 - Field Trip to Folsom Prison/The Girl's Bathroom/This Bridge Not Weasel Bridge
Field Trip to Folsom Prison: On a school field trip to the local penitentiary, Chicken accidentally switches places with a hardened criminal named Red. In prison, Chicken becomes the leader of a riot, while Cow wonders why her brother is suddenly so easy to get along with./Girls' Bathroom: Chicken and his friends Flem and Earl are fascinated by that mysterious place called the girls' bathroom. Flem and Earl dare Chicken to spend the night in the girls' room at school. And chicken can never resist a dare./This Bridge Not Weasel Bridge: Civil Engineer I.M. Weasel is called in to complete the trans Atlantic Bridge from New York to Paris. This infuriates Baboon who thinks he should be finishing bridge. A bizarre competition results in a combination carwash and bridge to Mexico.
S01:É02 - S01:E02 - Supermodel Cow/Part Time Job/I.R. on Sun
Supermodel Cow: At the mall, Cow gets noticed by a fashion photographer from Vague Magazine. Her bovine looks become the latest fad. Everybody starts wearing strap-on udders and huge cow noses. But Cow soon learns how fleeting fame can be./Part Time Job: To earn money for toys, Cow gets an after-school job at a chicken farm, which turns out to be a supplier of fried chicken to a fast food chain. Supercow has to come to Chicken's rescue./I.R. on Sun: Astronaut Baboon accepts a mission to be the first baboon on the sun, despite Weasel's warning that it's a suicide mission. Weasel must rescue Baboon from certain death.
S01:É03 - S01:E03 - Alive!/Who Is Supercow?/Deep Sea Tour
Alive!: Cow and her babysitter - cousin Boneless Chicken - accidentally get stuck up on the roof. In Cow's little kid mind, this is just like being marooned on a desert island. She thinks they're going to be stranded up there forever. Who is Supercow?: Red Guy is trying to know the secret identity of Supercow. He hatches a scheme to uncover the truth by opening a dry cleaning shop for super hero outfits. But he becomes confused when Chicken comes to pick up the suit. Deep Sea Tour: (Weasel) Bathysphere operator I.R. Baboon takes children on a deep sea tour. He goes too deep and the tether cable connecting the bathysphere to the surface breaks, plunging the sphere to the bottom of the ocean and beyond. Undersea Explorer I.M. Weasel must come to the rescue.
S01:É04 - S01:E04 - Confused/The Molting Fairy/I.R. Gentlemans
Confused: Mom and Dad send Cow and Chicken to military school to teach them discipline, but are appalled when they return as iron-minded machines. They try to reverse the effect by sending the kids to sensitivity school, which results in the other extreme. Will Cow and Chicken ever be normal again? The Molting Fairy: Chicken freaks when his feathers suddenly start to fall out. But Mom tells him he's just molting; it's perfectly natural for a chicken of his age. She tells him to put his feathers under his pillow and the Molting Fairy will leave him some money. Chicken does some quick miscalculations and decides he's gonna be rich when the Molting Fairy comes. So he goes out on a wild spending spree. I.R. Gentlemans: (Weasel) The Queen of Yurp hires genealogist Weasel to find the rightful heir to her kingdom's throne. It turns out to be Baboon, whose manners are so atrocious that Weasel must train him before presenting him to the Queen.
S01:É05 - S01:E05 - The Ugliest Weenie, Part I/I.R. a Big Star/The Ugliest Weenie, Epilogue
The Ugliest Weenie: (Two Parts) This is a two-part musical extravaganza. Cow writes a play called The Ugliest Weenie, -- a sad tale about an ugly, deformed weenie in a pack of otherwise beautiful weenies (hotdogs). Chicken makes fun of his sister's play, until the Drama Teacher chooses The Ugliest Weenie as the net all-school production - and casts chicken in the title role. I.R. Big Star: (Weasel) Weasel wins a starring role in a film - a role that Baboon desperately wanted. Baboon steals Weasel's skin and disguises himself as Weasel in order to take his place on the set of the film... and it works.
S01:É06 - S01:E06 - Crash Dive/Happy Meat/The Power of Odor
Crash Dive: Chicken builds a submarine out of odd pieces of wood he finds lying around. He has Cow nail him inside and launches his craft above Monster Falls - forgetting that he's got no control over the vessel. Once again, Supercow comes to his rescue.Happy Meat: Cow and Chicken rebel against the food served in their school cafeteria and set up their own rival food concession, featuring some of Mom's favorite concoctions: Pork Butts and Taters, Mayonnaise Pie, Chicken Fried Veins...Mmmmmmmm!The Power of Odor: (Weasel) Pig farmer Baboon moves into a vacant lot in the city. The smell from his pigs soon overpowers the populace. Odorologist I.M. Weasel is called in to combat the dreadful smell.
S01:É07 - S01:E07 - School Bully/Time Machine/Ping-Pong at Sea
School Bully: When a new bully comes to town, Chicken and his friends become nostalgic for their old school bully. They set out on a campaign to restore the old bully to power - with surprising results. Time Machine: Cow and Chicken find a time machine in a video arcade that takes them back to the beginning of history - where they accidentally drop a quarter into the primordial soup. What will this do to the history of mankind? Ping Pong at Sea: (Weasel) The Women's Naval Auxiliary is raising money by holding a championship ping-pong match on their air craft carrier. When a freak accident eliminates their star player they call in retired ping pong great I.M. Weasel. Baboon is furious - He should have been selected as the replacement. He worms his way into the match and the two face off across the table.
S01:É08 - S01:E08 - Orthodontic Police/The Cow With Four Eyes/Disease Fiesta
Orthodontic Police: On a family outing, Dad is pulled over by a motorcycle cop, who discovers Cow and Chicken have crooked teeth. He slaps braces on them. The next day at school Cow and Chicken discover this vigilante orthodontist has been putting braces on people all over town. They decide to put a stop to his reign of dental terror./Cow with Four Eyes: In an attempt to make himself look smarter, Chicken intentionally misreads the eye chart at the optometrist's office. He gets a thick pair of glasses. People think he's smart all right. But he comes close to destroying the school with his newfound vision. When he gets behind the wheel of a giant earth mover, Supercow has to step in and stop him./Disease Fiesta: Microbiologist I.M. Weasel is searching for the cure of Athlete's Face (a bizarre ailment in which a foot grows out of the patient's forehead). When Weasel leaves his research patient for a moment, his bored underling, Baboon, decides to try an experiment of his own.
S01:É09 - S01:E09 - Cow's Instincts, Don't It?/Ballerina Cow/I.R. Plant Life
Cow's Instincts, Don't It?: Cow finds out that she's got a herding instinct, and goes out looking for things to herd: ducks, fish, postal workers, army platoons on wargame maneuvers...everything but cows. Ballerina Cow: Cow tries out her modern dance routine in the living room and ends up destroying the house. As luck would have it, a demolition man (who has recently had his wrecking ball repossessed) catches Cow's act and decides to use her dancing to demolish a skyscraper. I.R. Plant Life: Baboon steals the last example of a rare thistle and nearly kills it. Plant Doctor I.M. Weasel is called upon to save the thistle, and in the process creates a hybrid Baboon/Thistle plant. Baboon and the thistle get married and have children.
S01:É10 - S01:E10 - Chicken's First Kiss/Squirt the Daisies/I.M. Ambassador
Chicken's First Kiss: A game of "Capture the Boys" in the playground leads to unexpected romance for Chicken, ultimately resulting in marriage. Squirt the Daisies: Cow and Chicken battle each other inside the ultimate video game. I.M. Ambassador: Surfer dudes in Mexico, who want to be loggers, take French Canadian Beavers hostage in Baja, California. It is up to I.M. Weasel to negotiate their release. He succeeds in getting them to agree to release the hostages if he brings them a redwood forest to log. But then, vacationing policeman Baboon decides to do some negotiating of his own.
S01:É11 - S01:E11 - Lawnmower Chicken/Cow Loves Piles/Law of Gravity
Lawnmower Chicken: Chicken thinks he's found a good way to earn extra cash - by mowing old man Devlin's yard. He finishes the tiny front lawn, no sweat. But the back lawn turns out to be the Swiss Alps, overgrown with tall grass. And he won't get paid unless the job is completed by sundown. Cow Loves Piles: Cow and Chicken go with their parents to Carnage City, the world's most horrifying amusement park. Cow has no stomach for scary rides, so Chicken leaves her in the kiddie section. All is well until Cow's beloved Piles the Beaver doll accidentally gets catapulted into the heavy-duty rides, and Cow rushes blindly to the doll's rescue. Law of Gravity: (Weasel) Bailiff Baboon burns the law of gravity, causing all the world's lawyers to float off the planet. (They're the only ones who can understand the law, hence the only ones affected.) It's up to Lawyer Weasel to rewrite the law of gravity and bring the lawyers back to Earth.
S01:É12 - S01:E12 - Space Cow/The Legend of Sailcat/Happy Baboon Holidays
Space Cow: Cow and Chicken both win a contest that allows them to spend a day in the career of their choice. Cow chooses to be an astronaut, and gets sent up on the space shuttle. Chicken says he wants to go where the real money is - marketing, and becomes a bag boy at the local supermarket. The Legend of Sailcat: Flem's Dad takes Chicken, Flem and Earl on a camping trip in the woods, where they're having fun telling scary stories around the campfire. When Cow crashes their campout (literally), the boys become upset. So Flem's Dad distracts them by singing the scariest, creepiest story of all - The Legend of Sailcat - a musical epic about a cat who gets flattened by an 18 wheeler and goes on to become a hero of the highways. Happy Baboon Holidays: (Weasel) Weasel charms Baboon's family at Christmas time. Hurt and outraged, Baboon sets out to leave booby traps for Santa on Weasel's roof.
S01:É13 - S01:E13 - Headhunting in Oregon/The King & Queen of Cheese/I. Architect
Headhunting in Oregon: Mom and Dad take Cow and Chicken on a vacation to Oregon to see some real headhunters. Their Oregon jungle "guide" turns out to be the leader of the headhunters - and plans to add Chicken's head to the collection. The King and Queen of Cheese: Cow believes it is her calling to devote her life to making cheese. She goes to Cornflake, Arkansas to join a cheesemaster who says his ambition is to become the King and Queen of Cheese. But when she arrives she finds that her new mentor would make a better King of the Fruitcakes. I. Architect: (Weasel) Architect I.M. Weasel has just finished the first phase of re-designing New York City. While having his picture taken in front of the new Empire State Building, window washer baboon falls on him. Their brains are jarred loose by the collision, and are accidentally switched at the hospital. Baboon (his brain inside Weasel's body) goes on to remodel New York his way, while Weasel (with Baboon's body) is a lowly window washer who must work his way up through the ranks of city politics.