The Carol Burnett Show

Season Nine's premiere guest stars Jim Nabors! Sketches include Tim Conway as a soldier who refuses a medal from the Queen, preferring a pony instead; and Jim dropping in on Mama and "The Family."

Sammy Davis, Jr. guest stars, appearing as a star who has returned to his hometown and faced with childhood acquaintance Carol's prejudices rising to the surface. Also: a look at a No-Frills Airline.

Tonight's guest star is the fabulous Cher! Sketches include Harvey and Tom as dueling pianists, spoofs of commercials, and a love triangle between Harvey, Cher...and Carol as the mousy "other woman."

Step back in time with "The Family" as Eunice thinks back to her early days with Ed and Mama. Also, Tim plays a palace guard who refuses to allow the Queen through the gates unless he gets a popsicle.

Tonight's sketches feature Harvey as a psychiatrist trying to unlock the secret of patient Carol's crying jags, and Carol as Stella Toddler, reporting a mugging and robbery by Tim to the police.

Maggie Smith guest stars tonight, playing Tim's girlfriend in a sketch where he is honored with christening a ship...which he refuses to do, much to the chagrin of the Queen. Also: a parody of "Jaws."

Tonight: It's not hard to guess that when Mama and The Family play Charades, things will turn to chaos. Also: a despondent bar patron (Carol) meets her match in an equally blue bartender (Harvey.)

Roddy McDowell guest stars. Sketches include: Harvey's proposal to Carol is stymied by an outbreak of infectious laughter; Roddy and Carol working an assembly line; a spoof of "The Little Foxes."

Tonight's sketches find Carol struggling with so-called "Easy Open" packaging, Harvey and Tim in a spoof of Jacques Cousteau, and Carol and Vicki as friends torn apart by fortune cookies.

Maggie Smith returns to guest star as the erudite teacher of Eunice and Ed's son Bubba in another installment of "The Family." Also: a newly remodeled kitchen falls apart around Carol and Harvey.

Please welcome Ms. Betty White to the stage! Betty plays Eunice's sister as "The Family" celebrates Mama's birthday. Elsewhere: vacationers Carol and Tim lose sleep over a bug in their hotel room.

Tonight's episode features another round of commercial spoofs, Harvey attempting to give a speech in spite of Tim's noisy distractions, and Carol demonstrating to Vicki how nobody notices her.

Guest Eydie Gorme shares a hospital room with Stella Toddler in this episode, which also features Tim as a man whose recently-purchased houseplant hates him, and The Oldest Man as a medieval torturer.

Tonight, Tim and Harvey are opposing generals at the signing of a peace treaty between Japan and Russia, while "The Family" gathers to head off for the funeral of Mama's sister Mae.

Steve Lawrence guest stars for this episode, highlighted by a take-off of the classic film noir "Laura." Also: worlds collide when Carol's Stella Toddler meets Tim's The Oldest Man in a shoe store.

The incredible Rita Moreno guest stars, appearing in a sketch as a nurse to the accident-prone Carol. Also featured: Tim as a hapless officer attempting to dishonorably discharge sergeant Harvey.

Steve Lawrence is our guest this evening! Sketches include Mr. Tudball (Tim) attempting to explain the new office intercom to secretary Mrs. Wiggins, a classic Carol character making her debut here.

Tonight features Carol in a dual role for a Late, Late Movie presentation of "A Swiped Life"-- take-off of the 1946 film "A Stolen Life", which starred Bette Davis as twin sisters in a love triangle.

Carol and company offer up a collection of delightful sketches, including Carol as an old lady feeding birds in the park, Tim as a wacky pharmacist, and Carol and Vicki as office buddies on a cruise.

Tonight's episode features a pair of fan favorite recurring sketches. First, "The Family" steps out as Mama, Eunice, and Ed go to a fancy restaurant, and Tim's "Oldest Man" is a Wild West sheriff.

Guest star Joanne Woodward spends an evening with "The Family" in this episode. Joanne plays a past schoolmate of Eunice's whose return to town for a visit upsets Mama and Ed's expectations of Eunice.

Two guests for the price of one--Dick Van Dyke and Tony Randall! Sketches include: Dick as a salesman arriving during a couple's quarrel, and Carol and Tony as marrieds with secret hand signals.

Jack Klugman is tonight's guest star! Jack plays a skeptical man annoyed by his sister-in-law's visiting date--a clairvoyant. Also: Carol, Tim and Harvey get a little work done in a very tiny office.

A "Family Show", featuring "The Family"! Ed is going on an out-of-town trip...but Eunice and Mickey want to come along. Elsewhere, Harvey and Carol can't stop making little digs at each other.