Turbo Dates

After being lied to repeatedly, a cynical man is no longer searching for honesty. He is now looking for a woman who can lie better than all the others that came before.

A little cosmetic surgery can't hurt, but how much is too much? A woman feels compelled to come clean, and show a picture of how she really used to look in the past.

Two guys end up sitting opposite each other, but neither one is gay. But hey, the passion fades after a while, and women are crazy anyway, right?

A guy has a delightful English accent, but hates that women only love him for the way he sounds. So he's decided not to speak and to just write down his thoughts during his date.

A despondent man, on the edge of divorce, finds solace in the promise of song and a potential new love, if only he can escape the clutches of his ex-wife, Loretta.

Is the guy just pretending to have a robotic voice and zero social skills, just to hide his true self, or is he actually in fact from another planet? And does it matter?

A guy has a love potion that actually works, but it only works once, so he has to make sure to find the right person or else he risks falling in love with the wrong person forever.

A guy is so well-endowed, he doesn't need to bother with small talk, he just hands out his business card to convey his dimensions. Is his size enough to get him a second date?

Everyone is searching for the perfect 10, but those are hard to find. So two women, who rate themselves as 5s, decide to combine their scores, and offer a combo-plate special.