Sportz-A-Palooza

A karate klutz takes humiliating spills at a martial arts competition, a bumbling baseball mascot gets beaned, and a skateboarding dog hits the streets of New York City.

It’s time to get pumped with midgets, a BMX bonehead tries out a new career as a bike ramp, and behold the unnecessary sport of underwater bike riding.

A weight lifter goes weird when he straps weights to his earlobes, a pack of punks gets punked, and breakfast enthusiasts get their run on at a pancake tossing race.

A strong man gets the party started with ridiculous feats of strength, a north pole marathon, and we turn up the gross factor with a crazy new sport.

A nutty power lifter gets the job done with his teeth, loony leapers take their lumps with urban pole vaulting, and Ashrita Furman returns to add to his ridiculous world record.

It’s a rollerblade boxing bonanza in Argentina, a four legged free for all when horses play a game of soccer, and everyone is going bananas for a goofy gorilla costume race.

A bowler takes a gutter ball to the gut, competition gets dirty in the world of mud soccer, and things heat up when an ATV does ridiculous flips through flames.

An unsuspecting skater gets slammed, rednecks get up close and personal with real tigers, and grab your ear plugs, it's off to Thailand for the World Screaming Championships.

Ripped seniors get their flex on, things heat up with an exciting game of fireball soccer, and skaters trade their boards for watermelons to make a disgusting new extreme sport.

A daredevil tries to slam dunk himself, a ridiculous maneuver leaves an extreme ironer with a headache, and a pool playing pooch proves he’s too cool for school.

Suckers on stilts try to take on a treadmill, mini motorcycle maniacs hold a competition for the ages, and it doesn’t get any dirtier than The Maldon Mud Race.

It’s costumed chaos when mascots run wild, participants put their rivals through the spin cycle in a laundry tub race and sample the world shrimp wonton eating championships.

Swine jockeys ham it up to bring home the bacon, when the dough hits the sky it’s a pizza throwing contest and an elephant race with plenty of junk in the trunk.

Italian stallions scarf down spaghetti, The Indian Rural Games get the party started with water buffalo racing and skiers slalom through the snow with the help of some pooch power.

A man takes a hilarious crack to the crotch, an underwater sportsman juggles with the fishes and fed up cell phone users chuck their mobiles.

Ballerina bikers pirouette their way around a track, the heavyweights of hunger pig out in a pie eating contest and an Evil Knievel wannabe wheelbarrows himself into disaster.

A baseball mascot dances his way to disaster, an alpaca hangs ten on a surfboard and we head to the Far East where Chinese grooms learn to carry the weight of marriage.

A showboating baller gets humbled by a disastrous dunk, it’s off to Beverly Hills for a bikini potato sack race and horse powered parasailers go sky high in the mile high city.

Gym rats get pumped up at a bizarre bodybuilding competition for grandparents, flapjack flippers get their race on, and high divers feel the rush at a cannonball competition.

A lawn bowler who uses his pin headed friend as a pin, an extreme ironer gets the starch beaten out of him, and the crash punks take extreme tricycle riding to ridiculous levels.

A bee mascot feels the sting of a poorly performed stunt, soccer playing horses get their kicks in Estonia, and snowboarders hit the slopes and shred some tires in spin city.