Call Me Fitz

Broke, insomniac and paranoid, Fitz doesn’t think things could get any worse, until a fortuneteller tells him he’s fated to die by the next Beaver Moon.

A giant penis defaces the Fitzpatrick Motors mural, and the penis is pointed straight at Fitz’s mouth.

When Larry diagnoses Fitz with dyslexia, he’s a little surprised by Fitz’s acceptance.

Confronted with his mortality via a grey pube, Fitz tries to talk legendary crooner Dexter Laine into backing his plans for the Summerwind.

After the untimely death of Dexter Laine, there’s only one thing left for Fitz to do – find a way to profit from his hero’s demise.

When Dot gets too close to Ken for Fitz’s comfort, Fitz lands on an unlikely solution to his problem – his mother.

With their father hospitalized for testicular cancer, the Fitzpatrick children compete to prove their love…and get the old man’s cash.

This isn’t the first time Fitz has been brought in for questioning… it is, however, the first time he’s been innocent of the charges.

Broke, sans wheels, and on the lam…Fitz and Larry must track down Sonja in order to prove that Fitz didn’t kill her.

With death on the Beaver Moon quickly approaching, Fitz realizes his accomplishments don’t add up.

When Fitz finds himself transported to the afterworld, he discovers that he and Larry really are two parts of the same soul.

With the Beaver Moon upon him, Fitz puts together a team of unlikely experts for one last attempt to discover the identity of his shadowy nemesis.