Sanford and Son

Fred's doctor has given him six months -- to pay his bill. But Lamont and Rollo think the end is near and try to make Fred's last days happy by setting up a date with Lena Horne.

When Fred accidentally stumbles upon an attempted murder, the criminal tries to make it two victims for the price of one.

It's now or never for Fred when his girlfriend Donna receives a proposal from another man. She hands him an ultimatum that sends shock waves up and down his bachelor spine.

Fred feels he has to compete for Donna's romantic attention when a Senior Olympics champ tries to move in on his territory.

After a battle with her husband, Esther packs her bags and takes refuge in the Sanford home.

Fred and Lamont learn that banking can be harmful to your health when their loan application is interrupted by a robbery.

Lamont figures the only way to cure Fred of being a "teleholic" is to hypnotize him into thinking that every time he gets the urge to turn on the set, the set will overheat.

As new landlords of an apartment house, Fred and Lamont have to be selective about their tenants.

After several small earthquakes rock the Sanford home, Russian seismologists tell Fred it's only a matter of time until the "big one" hits.

The only way for Fred to get his white brother-in-law Rodney out of his house and his hair is to do something drastic -- like go into show business.

Fred and Lamont are outraged when they see a new television series about a man, his son and their junk business.

Feeling much like Prof. Henry Higgins, Fred attempts to transform the lowly Esther into an elegant lady in order to collect $500 from her husband.

When a Sanford Arms' tenant can't come up with the rent, he leaves Fred his pet elephant as collateral. What else could Fred do with an elephant except stage a circus?

Working on a campaign for a political candidate, singer/actress Della Reese convinces Fred to let her use the Sanford home as campaign headquarters.

Fred takes the money Lamont has been saving for acting lessons and uses it for something more important -- a supply of Whopper Choppers.

After he discovers how well and how cheaply his Japanese friend can cook, Fred turns his living room into a Japanese restaurant.

While Lamont is away on a fishing trip, Fred rents out his room to a very pregnant lady.

Despite attempts by his friends to spread Christmas cheer, Fred becomes a miserable scrooge.

Suspicious of Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend Janet, Fred feels an investigation is in order and transforms himself into the Watts version of Columbo.

When Fred and his friends start their own escort service, they learn there's much more to the dating business than meets the eye.

Fred rehearses the story he'll tell his future grandchildren about his being a World War II hero -- complete with a George C. Scott/Patton impersonation.