Sanford and Son

Lamont discovers that the porcelain figure he has bought is worth a great deal of money and decides auctioning off the piece will bring the best price.

Fred's 65th birthday is anything but happy when his first Social Security check and Lamont's "night on the town" don't meet his expectations.

Fred's protest against Lamont's impending marriage fails to change his son's mind. But as the ceremony begins, the bride-to-be changes her mind.

Fred's suspicions about a used-copper salesman are ignored by Lamont, especially after his son checks the metal's going price.

Lamont and Fred, at Lamont's insistence, take advantage of the free tests offered by a Breathmobile. The results convince Fred that he has tuberculosis.

Fred covers his clumsiness by proclaiming "we were robbed" and he turns into a boastful hero cited for bravery.

Angered by his father's constant interruption of his dates, Lamont moves out to pursue the life of a swinging bachelor.

Fred's failure to pay any bills brings threats of turned off utilities and repossessed furniture.

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction and is determined to sell them at a large profit.

Fred wants a color television and Lamont wants a car, but they can't afford both.

Lamont stumbles upon a suitcase full of what he's sure is stolen money and calls the police to come take it away.

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed. Fred even gives her an engagement ring to make it official.

A great deal on a grand piano finds Lamont and Fred lodged in the apartment of a wealthy eccentric.