The Conners
Season 5 Episode 2 - Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much
When Jackie moves in with Neville, he shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office; Darlene and Ben argue Darlene is turning into her father.
Audio Languages: English
Subtitles: English
Season 5
S05:E01 - Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double
In an effort to save money, Darlene and Ben, and Jackie and Neville head off on their joint honeymoon, where their cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway.
S05:E02 - Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much
When Jackie moves in with Neville, he shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office; Darlene and Ben argue Darlene is turning into her father.
S05:E03 - Driving, Dating and Deceit
Mark is anxious to get his driver's license; Darlene attempts to teach Mark to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for help; Harris meets a new guy online.
S05:E04 - Parent Traps and Heart Attacks
When a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who is just shy of his 18th birthday.
S05:E05 - A Little Weed and a Bad Seed
Problems arise on Beverly Rose's first day of kindergarten; Becky and Darlene have a disagreement; Harris advises an unusual solution for Dan's back pain.
S05:E06 - Book Bans and Guillotine Hands
The Conners grapple with parenthood, dating, financial pressures, aging and in-laws in working-class America.
S05:E07 - Take This Job and Shove It Twice
Darlene receives a promotion, but she quickly learns the fancy title is not all it's cracked up to be; when Louise loses her job at Casita Bonita, an opportunity arises.
S05:E08 - Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries
Jackie must come to terms with her mother becoming ill; Darlene's job hunt proves to be more difficult than anticipated.
S05:E09 - Crumbs and Couch Surfers
Darlene, Ben, Becky and Beverly Rose move into the new house, where Darlene implements a new set of rules.
S05:E10 - The Dog Days of Christmas
Dan meets his in-laws for the first time when Louise's family comes to visit; Darlene helps Becky with a parenting problem.
S05:E11 - Two More Years and a Stolen Rose
The death of a beloved teacher from Dan and Jackie's high school brings old classmates together; Becky asks Darlene and Ben for a big favour.
S05:E12 - Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past
Darlene and Ben get into a fight and ignore Becky's boundaries in the house; Dan accuses Jackie of losing all of their home videos.
S05:E13 - New Pipes and Old Secrets
Darlene has issues with Dan's plumbing work in her new house; Jackie tries to find a caregiver for Bev.
S05:E14 - Adding Insult to Injury
Darlene continues her search for a new job; Becky is desperate to spend more time with Beverly Rose.
S05:E15 - Possums, Pregnancy, and Patriarchy
Harris makes a big announcement; Ben is overwhelmed with family responsibilities.
S05:E16 - Hiding in and Moving Out
Harris takes her anger out on Darlene; Dan and Louise spend an entire day in bed together.
S05:E17 - The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler
Mark fights for a spot in the Lanford High chamber orchestra; Jackie puts a lottery machine in the Lunch Box.
S05:E18 - Road Trip and Guilt Trip
Dan and Jackie take a road trip to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma; Darlene heads out of town and leaves behind a plethora of to-do notes for Becky and Ben.
S05:E19 - Text Thread and the Marital Bed
Louise gets into a feud with Becky after accidentally sending a rude message in the family text thread; Darlene tries to spice up her sex life with Ben.
S05:E20 - What's So Funny About Peas, Love, and Understanding?
Darlene figures out a new plan to afford Mark's college tuition; Jackie and Louise try to help Becky meet a new guy.
S05:E21 - Dating, Drinking and Grifter Logic
Neville confronts Jackie about loaning Dan money; Darlene attempts to play matchmaker for Mark.
S05:E22 - The Grad Finale
As Mark's graduation approaches, he considers his relationship with his father; Louise plans a big graduation ceremony at the Lunch Box.
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