Please Sir!

The pupils of 5C discover that math can be more profitable than they first thought.

A member of the school staff is under suspicion after Sharon is attacked while walking home across the common.

Bernard uses his new position as sports master to help Duffy out with a problem.

Potter reminisces about his time in the army.

It's the annual Fenn Street Open Day. As usual, it causes nothing but trouble for Bernard.

After a drunken night out, Bernard wakes up in a strange woman's bed.

Bernard attempts to engage 5C in caring for the elderly, but their enthusiasm is lacking.

Miss Ewell is thinking about leaving the school and emigrating to Australia.

Mr. Cromwell's decision to split the school into houses causes a few problems for Bernard.

Fenn Street School dinners are not very appetizing. Teachers and pupils alike are avoiding them.

The headmaster invites the staff out to dinner to celebrate his birthday...at their own expense.

The staff arranges an outing to the theatre.