Kevin Spencer

Percy is let out of prison and joins a militia group the same crew that the Spencer's uppity neighbors, the Bensons, have hired to kill them.

Kevin ditches school to play pool at the Camel Toe, where he meets Victor the pool shark. Victor takes Kevin under his wing to teach him how to hustle.

The foreman at the construction site across the street offers Percy $300 to fight in the illegal fights he organizes down at the docks.

The Spencer's visit the mall where Mom meets her favorite soap hunk, Brock Brickleydale who she ends up stalking and almost killing.

When Charlie Plunt's student loan money comes in, he takes Mom and Kevin to Niagara Falls after ratting out Percy to the cops.

It's the first day of summer holidays and Kevin is bored so he joins a religious group.

The hospital where Percy is being treated for a heart attack is taken over by terrorists.

Kevin and Percy steel an old car from the delusional Widow Coulson, the same woman Kevin is forced to deliver her meals on wheels.

Kevin discovers a hidden knack for computers and joins a hackers club. Dr. Franklin, Kevin's psychiatrist figures he has misdiagnosed Kevin.

Kevin wanders away while on a field trip to the over-commercial "Pioneer Village" and winds up getting a history lesson from a one-hundred-and- seventeen-year-old drunk.

While on a tour of the porn studios, Kevin witnesses the split of partners Pornman and Afroman. Kevin becomes Pornman's agent in the actor's pursuit of more artistic endeavours.

It's New Year's Day and Kevin overdoses like an amateur on booze left behind at the scene of a car accident.

Instead of prosecuting Percy for shoplifting, Jimmy the pawnshop owner has Kevin work in the shop. Kevin learns that Jimmy has a long, lost sister.

After a booze-up with dad is accidentally videotaped at the Music Station's video-talk-back-booth, Percy gets arrested on live television and Kevin reaches celebrity status.

Kevin runs away and becomes a roadie for a rock band after impressing them with his alcoholism. Anastasia's plea to the media to help lands her some sweet stand up gigs.

Kevin slips in and out of television-inspired dreams during a night of drinking and channel surfing.

Kevin wins a Cruise and spends his days and nights in the ship's casino playing poker with a loud-mouthed Texan named Big Earl. When a storm hits, Kevin is shipwrecked.