Newsreaders

An absurdist and satirical news-magazine show where trivial stories are treated with the serious investigative flair they do not deserve.

Correspondent Amir Larussa (KUMAIL NANJIANI) asks some important questions about body hair removal and meets a really disgusting bird.

Amir Larussa (KUMAIL NANJIANI) reports on how children are the future of crime fighting and Louis La Fonda travels to Boston to meet an Irishman who's really angry.

Correspondent Narge Hemingway (DANNAH FEINGLASS PHIRMAN) visits a summer camp with a horrible secret and doesn't find what that horrible secret is -- or a husband.

Correspondent Sadee Deenus (BETH DOVER) visits a town where every last person is physically fit -- but Sadie can't figure out why because she's a terrible reporter.

Louis La Fonda meets a father and son who hate each other and learns why abortion protests are really cool -- and a good place to meet girls.

In this award--¬‐winning report, Sadee Deenus (BETH DOVER) meets a typical all-American family ... and completely destroys it.

Cranky, old, out-of-touch correspondent Skip Reming (RAY WISE) experiences the horrors of modern air travel and perky, hot correspondent Xandra Dent (ALISON BECKER) meets robots who save and destroy the world.

This time it's personal. Louis La Fonda meets a precocious kid who makes <i.Newsreaders look bad.