Married... with Children
S07:E16 - Mr. Empty Pants
S07:E01 - Magnificent Seven
The Bundys take in Peg's 5-year-old nephew.
S07:E02 - T-R-A Something, Something Spells Tramp
Kelly is stranded on a deserted road.
S07:E03 - Every Bundy Has a Birthday
Peggy assigns Seven a day for his birthday.
S07:E04 - Al on the Rocks
Al becomes a "topless" bartender.
S07:E05 - What I Did for Love
Peg promises Al a five-course meal.
S07:E06 - Frat Chance
Desperate for a date, Bud founds his own community college fraternity in his garage.
S07:E07 - The Chicago Wine Party
With the elections coming up, Al convinces his family to register and vote for the first time in an effort to stop a proposed tax on beer. When the tax increase passes, Al leads an angry protest to overturn the bill.
S07:E08 - Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore
When Al can't afford to pay the bills, he convinces Kelly to get a job. Finding employment as a waitress at a burger joint, Kelly realizes why mother Peg has never worked a day in her life.
S07:E09 - Rock of Ages
When Al wins a trip to Hawaii, he poses as an aging rock star to get into the first class lounge. Inside the airport lounge, he meets rock heroes John Sebastian, Peter Noone, Mark Lindsay, Robby Krieger, Richie Havens and Spencer Davis. Mistaking him for a fellow rocker, the musicians convince Al to perform with them at a benefit.
S07:E10 - Death of a Shoe Salesman
Al and Peg may have to split a casket.
S07:E11 - The Old College Try
Al and Peg shop with Bud's college money.
S07:E12 - Christmas
Al will buy the family Christmas presents.
S07:E13 - Wedding Show
The Bundys prepare for Jimmy's wedding.
S07:E14 - It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This
Al takes a fishing trip alone, only to have Peg and Marcy show up and spoil his vacation.
S07:E15 - Heels on Wheels
Al takes Kelly's bike out for a spin.
S07:E16 - Mr. Empty Pants
Peggy's unflattering cartoon makes Al a reluctant celebrity.
S07:E17 - You Can't Miss
Bud goes on a dating game for "nerds."
S07:E18 - Peggy and the Pirates
Peg fantasizes that Al is a heroic pirate.
S07:E19 - Go for the Old
Al becomes obsessed with his age after a theater cashier gives him a senior citizen's discount.
S07:E20 - Un-Alful Entry
Al becomes a local hero when he stands up to a burglar.