Cow and Chicken

S03:E13 - Professor Longhorn Steer/A Couple of Skating Fools/He Said, He Said

Professor Longhorn: Cow and Chicken are put under the tutelage of their uncle, Professor Longhorn. He teaches them a number of bad habits until it's revealed that he's not even a professor. He's a steer. He can't do anything right except stampede. Taking pity on their uncle, they introduce him to a cowboy whose cattle won't stampede.A Couple of Skating Fools: Chicken and Earl become figure skaters. Of course, Red and Flem are the competition, and Red plays dirty. He whacks Earl in the leg so that he can't skate. Chicken's dreams seem sure to be dashed until Cow bursts through the door wearing her skating tutu, saving the day.He Said, He Said: Unbeknownst to each other, roommates Weasel and Baboon are both seeing the same psychiatrist, Red. They both tell Red about the trials and tribulations of living in the same apartment - culminating in a fight over a blind date. It turns out that Red is running an elaborate scam, setting up his secretary with roommates and then treating them as patients.