S01:E01 - Square Pegs
Sarah Jessica Parker and Amy Linker star as best friends and new high school students in this series premiere. The two best friends are anxious to fit in at Weemawee High and become popular.
S01:E02 - A Cafeteria Line
Vinnie and Jennifer, Weemawee's "killer 'couple," are suddenly on the outs when Vinnie is cast as the male lead in- the school musical and starts making eyes at his female co-star--Patty.
S01:E03 - The Stepanowicz Papers
Lauren is head over heels in love, but the unlikely object of her teenaged infatuation could innocently be setting her .up for a crushing romantic fall.
S01:E04 - Square Pigskins
High school sports takes a giant step backwards when an enthusiastic Lauren encourages a skeptical Patty to join her on the Weemawee girls' football team--convinced it's the "perfect" way to meet boys.
S01:E05 - Pac-Man Fever
The class clown, Marshall, becomes addicted to the new arcade game that has arrived on campus. His friend Johnny is concerned, and looks to Father Guido Sarducci (played by Don Novello) for help.
S01:E06 - Open 24 Hours
The music industry might never be the same when Weemawee High's Career Week sparks Johnny into launching his "ideal" career--as leader of his own rock band--under the "careful" guidance of his self-appointed manager, best friend Marshall.
S01:E07 - A Simple Attachment
Marshall hopes his science fair, project, a. "love detector," will convince Lauren that she's in love with him, but instead the "gadget" goes haywire turning Weemawee High's social circle into a social mess.
S01:E08 - Weemaweegate
Class clown Marshall's latest "stunt" finds him the prime suspect in "ace" reporters Patty and Lauren's investigation into Weemawee High's scandal-ridden campaign for a new school mascot.
S01:E09 - Halloween XII
Patty and Lauren are exuberant over being invited to a Halloween party with "the popular kids," until the festivities take on a spooky air of uneasiness and the overwhelming sense that they're all being watched-by something.
S01:E10 - It's All How You See Things
Patty "blindly" ventures out to prove her theory that glasses decrease popularity at Weemawee, but her visionary experiment could jeopardize her longtime relationship with best friend Lauren.
S01:E11 - Merry Pranksters
Lauren and Patty's "perfect" plan to increase their popularity at Weemawee High backfires when a more likely prankster receives the peer praise and glory due the girls for their series of outrageous practical jokes that have plagued the school.
S01:E12 - Hardly Working
A need for money forces super cool Jennifer into donning a uniform and taking an unlikely, "uncool" job after school.
S01:E13 - Muffy's Bat Mitzvah
Lauren, Patty, Johnny and Marshall are left off the guest list for the coolest party of the year, Muffy's "new wave" Bat Mitzvah. DEVO makes their primetime TV debut with the single, "That's' Good."
S01:E14 - It's Academical!
Patty is chosen to represent Weemawee High on a TV quiz show. Muffy is also on the panel, along with a handsome senior, and both girls are determined to make him their top prize.
S01:E15 - A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (Pt. 1)
During the holidays, Patty's estranged father (played by Tony Dow of "Leave It to Beaver" fame) decides they need to spend more time together. This may ruin the girls' holiday party plans.
S01:E16 - A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (Pt. 2)
Patty and Lauren face the prospect of a bleak holiday season, and no New Year's Eve party at Vinnie's, unless Patty can resolve her relationship with her estranged father (played by Tony Dow).
S01:E17 - To Serve Weemawee All My Days
Lauren and Patty are pitted against the wiles of Muffy when they go to bat for their favorite teacher, whose "radical" lifestyle and "unconventional" teaching methods threaten to get him fired from Weemawee.
S01:E18 - No Joy in Weemawee
Patty and Lauren's pal, Johnny Slash, might help bring them popularity. His home run hitting streak attracts the 1982 N.L. Rookie of the Year Steve Sax, and other Dodger teammates.
S01:E19 - No Substitutions
Bill Murray guest stars as Mr. McNulty, a free-wheeling Weemawee High substitute teacher, who creates some unexpected repercussions for the freshman class.
S01:E20 - The Arrangement
Lauren's convinced that she and Patty have finally cracked the Weemawee High popularity barrier, but Patty knows--and can't reveal--the real reason behind their instant popularity.