Bob and Margaret

Margaret is accidentally arrested for shoplifting and treated like a terrorist. Bob is asked to wear a wire in order to exonerate Margaret. Things went bad when the police misunderstood her discussion with Bob about the oven. A SWAT TEAM was called.

When Bob's mother's best friend dies, Bob's brother and sister decide that Mummy might be best moved to a home. They are also excited about selling the house for a small fortune.

An old school friend of Bob's wants to make a documentary about his dental practice, but it doesn't go as Bob had hoped.

Margaret's parents visit. They refuse to answer questions and bring their own toilet paper. They keep thanking Bob for having married their daughter.

Margaret bumps into an old school friend she hasn't seen since she was six. The friend is very successful and this makes Margaret feel inadequate. Meanwhile, Bob agrees to attend an AA meeting and confronts some devils.

When a patient dies of a heart attack in Bob's chair, Bob is struck off and so hires a flashy lawyer to fight the ruling. Margaret is feeling bad so she insist on clipping the claws of a client's dog as a favour, and fer waiting room is full of pets.

Margaret takes on a fawning young apprentice at the foot clinic. Meanwhile, Bob and Margaret have an unwanted house guest in the Clive, who tries to interest Bob in hookers. When Bob finds a pair underpants in Margaret's coat pocket he suspects the worst

Bob and Margaret see that their dogs behaviour has taken a turn for the worse. In an effort to change their behaviour while walking the dogs they meet another couple. During dinner they find themselves completely out of their depths with them.

Bob is impressed by a promotional video about living in the brand new town of Wordsworth Shakespeare and considers leaving London for this idyllic place where roads are straight and named after popular movies.

Margaret runs into a distant friend who asks her to have an Ann Summers-type party in her home. Margaret reluctantly agrees, not realizing that this is essentially a Tupperware party for sexy lingerie and sex toys. Margaret makes a terrible go of it.

Margaret gets her own radio show called "My Foot Hurts". Her first show was not so good, so she mentions her favourite curry house on the air. Which prompts the owners to offer Bob and Margaret free food.

Bob buys a painting from a neighbours junk sale. He puts it in his surgery room. When Bob looks more into the painting he finds out its worth a lot. Bob and Margaret are torn on what to do.