Bob and Margaret

When Bob and Margaret take a trip to New York, their flight is re-routed to Toronto due to a storm. Bob and Margaret get inquired from a car crash.

Bob and Margaret are mortified to find out that their dogs have been left unattended by Penny. The RSPCA and the British press are outraged. Bob and Margaret are forced to move their lives Toronto.

Bob gets conned into buying a cemetery plot for Margaret as a surprise 15th wedding anniversary gift. Margaret finds clues around the house and mistakenly thinks that Bob has a fatal disease.

Cookie and Melvin invite Bob and Margaret to the wedding of their goddaughter, Tiffany. Although the wedding is small and nondescript, it is being filmed by Wedding Television, which puts everyone on edge.

Bob gets cajoled into joining his office softball team. Everyone at work is convinced that Bob is a world-class cricket player, but in truth he is terrible at all sports and too embarrassed to tell anyone. Margaret helps Bob to screw up the courage to

Bob and Margaret join a book club in the hopes of expanding their tiny social horizon. They discover, however, the club meetings consist mainly of petty gossip and minute -taking.

Bob and Margaret have put it off for too long. They need to get their Canadian drivers' licenses. Margaret passes the test easily, but Bob fails and suffers a major blow to his male ego. Margaret helps Bob to regain his confidence.

Bob and Margaret get invited up to the cottage of Dr. Yoselheiffer, President of the Canadian Council of Dentists. Bob sees this as his big chance to get ahead in the competitive world of dentistry. Bob's obnoxious cousins Cookie and Melvin turn up.

Bob and Margaret go cross-border shopping in the United States. They drink far too much coffee and get greedy at the mall. Events turn sour at the border when Bob and Margaret have to decide whether to smuggle their loot or come clean with the customs.

A film crew sets up shop on Bob and Margaret's street, giving them a small and unsavory taste of fame and fortune.

Margaret accidentally picks up her neighbour's photos at the pharmacy. Bob insists on sneaking a peak at them and is shocked to find their neighbour and her husband in a series of uncompromising amorous positions.

Margaret gets a new hairstyle but Bob doesn't even notice. What he does notice is a mole on Margaret's neck. Margaret starts to get self concious.