Quads!

Reilly, looking to scam a quick buck, transforms himself into a smooth-talking, faith healing Preacher man, by convincing the guys there's a vision of the Virgin Mary in his breakfast omelet.

Franny is fed up with Reilly taking her for granted, so she decides to play the field - only to wind up on the other team, when she falls for another woman!

While pursuing his dream of becoming a legitimate actor, Lefty unwittingly winds up starring in a series of "B" horror movies.

The Quads concoct a new scheme to bring in some dough -- by staging their own athletic competition, "The Gimp Games." In order to guarantee a clean sweep, they rig the events and sabotage their competitors.

In a desperate bid to gain acceptance among the elite, sexually experimental ladies at her Country Club, Liz Bromberg instigates a sweaty, steamy affair with Fontaine.

Blazer meets a sexy wild woman at a rave, and it's love at first bite... but it's the next day that things really begin to heat up - when he's accused of her murder!

Reilly has been living large on the extremely dead Mrs. Venables' social security checks, but when a government worker demands to see proof of her continued existence, Reilly must disguise himself as the old bag or risk being charged with fraud!

Reilly inherits a wad of green when a rich Uncle dies, but Liz Bromberg claims the money came from the theft of her famous rubies.

The Disability Centre is going broke and the Severed are forced to hold a talent Show to raise money. Their performances suck big-time and the event looks destined to fail

Reilly accidentally eats a booze-laced brownie, prompting his decrepit liver to finally crap out. He falls into a coma and is sent to Heaven to review his despicable life.

Blazer's gambling addiction has spiraled out of control, causing him to foolishly gamble away Maimed Manor -- and Franny!

The Severed become contestants on "The Cripple Challenge," a new reality show set at the Manor.