Puppets Who Kill

Buttons the bear works as a gardener for a colonel and begins an affair with the fellow's wife.

Dan is unable to get his garden shears back from his neighbour Quigley. When Quigley dies suddenly....Dan is faced with the dilemma of how to get the shears back from his widow. Meanwhile, Buttons the Bear is led to believe that his new lover has a curse on her - any man who has sex with her dies soon thereafter.

Dan and the puppets attend a funeral, where Dan discovers that his cousin is a necrophiliac.

Dan and the puppets work at a Shakespeare festival; Buttons is a dresser for Sir Percy Quill.

Cuddles gets brainwashed by the Canadian military to be a killer zombie when triggered by a code word. Unfortunately, something sets Cuddles off and Dan has to figure out how to stop him.

Buttons the Bear has a torrid affair with the councilor's wife.

Dan sends Cuddles to jail for the weekend; someone in the city is stealing testicles.

Bill goes on a game show to raise enough money to buy a lung for Rocko on the black market.

Bill the ventriloquist dummy gets talked into going to the hospital for a lobotomy.

Bill attempts to show his good nature by befriending an old couple.

Skip-a-Long Pete takes Rocko to his remote island cabin, then tries to hunt him down.

The puppets think they are rich after Bill finds a suitcase full of money.

Cuddles has his first sexual experience.

Bill wants to sue the families of his murder victims for emotional damages.

The puppets steal a car from outside a variety store, and head out for a joyride.

Cuddles is mistaken for a crime boss.

Buttons testifies against his former employer; Rocko starts selling Dan's urine through the mail.

Rocko and Buttons meet some Siamese Twins on a blind date, and find that they like the arrangement. Dan has problems with his angry newspaper boy.

The puppets find an old TV for a very cheap price, but they soon discover it has some scary secrets.

An old prison buddy tells Rocko and Bill about a hidden diamond.

While Dan holds a seance, Cuddles is possessed by a demon.

Buttons fears the spouse of his current flame.

The puppets think that Dan is dead and grieve for him until they learn that they will inherit money.

Dan and the puppets are pitted against a rival halfway house full of ridiculously nice puppets.

Buttons' PR stunt backfires when the dying woman he sleeps with recovers.