The Real McCoys

Kate's "pickle-brained" ex-boyfriend visits the McCoys with his new bride. Luke is envious of the old flame's unlikely success in the business world.

Grampa doesn't take George seriously as the new game warden - until he is issued a summons for hunting pheasant in the off-season.

The McCoy household dips into their meager savings to pay for Hassie's screen test.

Feeling unappreciated by the McCoy household, Kate undertakes some extreme measures to get their attention.

Kate would love to get an invitation to the garden club, and Grampa has a plan to get her one.

Grampa is thrilled to have a new neighbor - a single, middle-aged lady - until she outdoes Grampa in everything from farming to pitching horseshoes.

Luke gets tricked into stepping into the ring with a professional boxer, but Kate won't stand for it. With the McCoys' pride and $100 at stake, Grampa decides to take matters into his own hands.

Grampa takes a job at George's gas station, which leads to nothing but trouble.

Grampa sneaks into an Air Force base to complain about the low-flying jets that have been disturbing the farm.

When Grampa sends Luke out to sell farm produce he winds up lending the goods to a struggling cafe owned by a widow and her lovely daughter. Kate is suspicious that something more might be going on, while Grampa sets out to collect the cash or take back the produce.

The McCoys are proud to receive a visit from a politician who campaigns on behalf of the farmers, but they soon realize that nothing seems to be adding up right for the candidate.

Grampa thinks that Pepino would work harder if he was a married man, so he convinces the farmhand to marry his latest girlfriend.

Grampa thinks he's discovered a shortcut into town, but it turns out to be a drag strip for the local hot rod club.

Little Luke is terrified to explore the local haunted house for a club initiation, so Grampa and Luke try to convince him that there's no such thing as ghosts.

Grampa has a scheme to prevent Sam from being deported.

Hassie has unexpected competition for her new boyfriend when Grampa and Luke need him to help build their boat from blueprints.

Grampa has a scheme to get rich after the junkman buys one of George's paintings for $20.

Luke tries to sweeten the McCoy bankroll by selling barn perfume.

Luke promises Kate and the kids that he'll buy a used television set, but Grampa wants an electric saw.

Grampa threatens to sue George for ignoring a warning sign and driving into the McCoys' new waterline, but when the warning sign is missing, no one believes that Grampa posted it.

George's cousin stays at the McCoys' farm and proceeds to take over the house.

Luke is headed for the gutter after Kate finds him bowling with a pretty girl.

Grampa has mixed emotions after Little Luke wins a prize by writing an essay about him.

Luke tries to put some backbone into his henpecked cousin.

The McCoys are excited to stay at a posh Los Angeles hotel for the annual Sons of the Mystic Nile convention.

Little Luke gets a lot of ribbing from his friends after he draws Agnes' name as his partner and schemes to take another girl to the school dance. However, Grampa and Luke have schemes of their own, to convince the boy to play by the rules.

Grampa and George make a friendly swap of a couple of small plots, but begin scheming against each other after they separately discover oil on the land they previously owned.

Once again, Kate and Grampa argue about how to raise the youngsters of the family.

Grampa thinks that his court case against the telephone company will be a sure victory after he finds out that George is the jury foreman.

12-year-old Little Luke gets his first job as a paperboy, but when it comes time to deposit his earnings in the family cookie jar, he chooses to spend the money on himself.

Kate's newfound determination to wear a strapless dress to a church dance causes a rift in the McCoy family.

Grampa refuses to join the Grange co-op, so he strikes out on his own to make his fortune in the egg business.

Grampa inherits some antique furniture from his recently deceased, 94-year-old uncle, Willie.

Kate refuses to believe that a visiting cousin is the family jinx, despite Luke and Grampa's warnings.

Amos and George stoop to dirty politics while campaigning for a trip to San Francisco as delegates representing the Ancient and Loyal Order of the Sons of the Mystic Nile.

In hopes of staving off foreclosure, Amos courts the elderly spinster holding the mortgage on the McCoy farm.

Much to everyone's dismay, Hassie and her latest boyfriend have decided to get married, but Grampa has a scheme to solve the problem.

When a destroyer with historical ties to West Virgina is slated to be junked by the Navy, Grampa takes matters into his own hands to save the ship from the scrap heap.