Freaky Stories

Fussy Rocco endures hunger strike for better food but eats science specimens. // Possibly poisoned salmon ruins posh party. // Hot-dogs at Maxi-Frank theme park made with garbage. // Grocery clerk eats nuts previously sucked by Granny.

The embarrassing ramifications of eating chili before a first date. // Girl-shy tongue-tied guy transformed by a girl/ghost. // A couple 'well suited'; First date at Halloween dance, costumes not necessary. // Joe is fleeing in fear from cop, while cop is chasing Slasher in back seat of Joe's car.

Pizza delivery guy encounters girl with an odd collection in her basement. // Carpet installer bonds with bird who then bonds with the carpet. // A tabloid photographer chases an alien story and overturns spuds. // Cockroach infested motel has magic finger beds.

A beauty pageant contestant tries to win through dehydration but ends up getting soaked. // Spiders nest in beehive. // A zipper caught ruins snob's dinner. // Two high school fashion 'plates' compete for best dressed honours but end up overexposed.

High school disco dummy transforms into astrophysics academic to reunite with lost Martian love // An army brat gets pinned down as he goes through graveyard-club initiation // A scout-master gets his own after scaring the piddle out of Puddle // Vampire waiter brings house specialty from basement at home

Passenger plane has close call with a mountain as incompetent crew locked out of cockpit. // Matrimonial break-up creates buyers market. // A security expert over secures his car but finds out that even the 'safest' place is not secure enough. // Infidelity or birthday surprise? Jealousy turns gift Cadillac into lawn ornament.

While debugging hotel room, chandelier is a 'hit' in the honeymoon suite below. // 'Rats', for Sonny the Swipe...giftwrapped. // Sewage sucks when 'moocher' out for gas. // A close call for young lovers; killer's hook found hanging onto car...the musical.

Bad choice of soup does not blow tennis player's chance of making a love match. // Well preserved salty sea captain remains a constant in couples anniversary claret. // Fortune results when 'nature calls' an old woman to a funeral. // A 'consummate' leap ends cousins feud over bride at wedding.

Haughty horticultural society horrified as specimen spews forth snakes. // Professional couple unknowingly emit foul odour during opening night at a theatrical performance. // School stud loses chance with sweetheart when he sends her dog out of 3rd floor window to fetch a ball. // Uncle Dimitri is the 'spice' of life...literally!

Chef/waiter gobs in soup for surly customer unaware that his daughter is sharing the meal. // A 'guilty' baggage handler replaces a little girl's dead dog; she is shocked to see the dog arrive alive. // Con artist granny has her way with Frank in the grocery store. // Ultra cool club kid experiences latest craze and loses body to a hot little blonde number.

A little girl is put off her favourite juice upon seeing bad Billy 'hoark' into a vat of her favourite drink while at the factory. // A boy and a girl express their feelings for each other through a written class exercise. // Frat boy downs woman's contacts while waiting for her panties. // Dissected frog guts from science class end up in swim team's fundraiser chili.

Crossdressing once a year brings financial rewards to 'aging' film star. // Ernie would have become a bookkeeper had he been able to read/write, instead he becomes a millionaire. // Ghostbuster Dave locates family ghost trying to sabotage a move from the house. // Only the pig's legs get eaten in exchange for heroic deeds performed for farm family.