Freaky Stories

Pet puppy is not just a putrid pooch. // Snide snob is sprinkled in soot. // Whiny window watcher a witnesses to wickedness. // Freshman's formula forms a fiesta of furry follicles!

Incompetent innkeeper's inhabitance infested with irate rats. // Terrified teen's toes the target of tongue tickling. // Prying pupils panic over a package of puppy poop. // Sinister sibling is submerged in sticky syrup.

Big bad bullies get beaten at their own battle. // Resourceful robber ravages rich residence. // Mysterious minor metamorphoses into mature maiden. // Nervous ninny nanny's a napping narcoleptic.

Crusty cop gets crushed by a cannon. // Conceited Captain coerced to change his course. // Feisty fido fights thief and redefines 'finger food'. // Testy tourists torture benevolent bellboy.

Fearful fellow with a phobia fights for freedom with a phone. // Two sets of tricky teen twins in a twisted tale. // Bad bat bite becomes a big bother. // Meddling maid manages her mangy mane.

Lunch mooch munches yummy maggots. // Slippery Sam skips from the slammer to serve a second sentence. // VP plunges in poop at a pool party. // Dweeb discovers the dangers of dining in the dark.

An addiction goes airborne. // Pimple-popping prepubescent parches like a prune. // Hoarky hack harvests humongous hairball. // Crew cringes cause rotting rat reeks.

Prestigious pastries produce ample profit. // Menacing Mummy makes moist maché. // Clairvoyant consumes nostalgic crab cakes. // Crazy Kangaroo keeps Jeeps keys.

Disguising Dean as a dummy to deliver dismay. // Ball players battle birdie by-product. // Arrogant athlete aims for approval. // Old ogre opts for immortality.

Curious kid and canine companion uncover conspiracy. // Snooping spouse smooches with psycho. // Flatulence finds the family fortune. // Sweaty spectators swim in sewage.

Bottled brain finds bad body. // Sly slackers pull sham at school. // Fancy filly falls for foul fellow whose foe is her father. // Brilliant boy saves bus from bridge.

Pesky pirates pull prank on unsuspecting partner. // Crunchy centred candies cause curiosity. // Harmful hitchhiker hits the highway. // Lazy learner lies in letter.