The Wacky World of Tex Avery

Tex Avery and Sagebrush Sid compete to become the new rodeo clown in Ms. Chastity Knott's traveling rodeo. // Dan thinks he can scam a hospital into caring for him by faking an injury. // When the Neanderthals find themselves hungry for breakfast and unable to reach a giant dinosaur egg perched on a cliff top, Einstone comes to the rescue - or so he thinks.

Sagebrush Sid is determined to rob the gold shipment on today's train, but he doesn't count on Tex guarding the secret box car. // Ghengis the Barbarian takes his reign of terror throughout the world but is stopped by the Great Wall of China and the innocent, yet fierce Khannie. // Amanda is attending the social event of the year, the wedding of two super-rich twits.

Our hero Tex is lost in a blizzard when he chances across a cabin stocked full of food and firewood. // Fed up with flies, Amanda decides to put to sea on a cruise ship to escape. // Maurice decides to prepare breakfast in bed for his Ma and Pa, Mr. and Mrs. Squab and is paid a visit by his unruly (and voraciously hungry) neighbor Mooch who plans to have Maurice for breakfast.

Tex is on his way to visit Chastity when a big grouchy Grizzly refuses to let him pass. // When Mooch discovers that the Squabs are going out for dinner and leaving little Maurice with a baby sitter he waylays the poor old cow, puts her dress on and pretends to be the sitter. // Amanda's mind finally snaps from the strain of her constant battles with Freddy.

is a self-important businessman who needs to get to the airport on time. // Ghengis arrives in Scotland invades castle McKhannie in an attempt to conquer Scotland. // Einstone believes he has invented the perfect Dinosaur trap.

Tex and Sid are not only partners in a gold mine, but they're best of pals! // Phony TV chef DAN DU JOUR is delightful to the audience, but a tyrant with his staff! // When Mooch discovers that it's Maurice's first day of school, he decides to catch the little squab by hijacking the school bus.

Amanda does her social duty by volunteering at the local library. // Ghengis arrives off Diamond Head and plans to conquer Hawaii. // When Maurice arrives at the dojo for his first kung fu lesson, Mooch waylays the instructor and takes his place.

While rescuing a local mouse, a bad local alley cat sees Power Pooch chewing his Power Slipper. // Amanda has a big photo session tomorrow morning (the cover of 'Rich and Available'), and she needs her 'beauty' sleep. // Poor Dan. All he really wanted was a good nights rest. Unfortunately for him, Pompeii Pete stars as his ever-attentive bellman.

Amanda finally succeeds in finishing off Freddy, burial and all. // When Mooch discovers it's "open house" at the local fire station he decides to call a false alarm to get the firemen out of the station and trick little Maurice into his stomach. // Power Pooch tries to teach Little Buddy the meaning of "vigilance."

Ghengis arrives in Athens from where he intends to conquer Greece. // High-tailing it from a robbery, Dan hides out in a dentist's office only to discover that Pompeii Pete is their new assistant. // When the Neanderthals come to Einstone to fix their leaky cave roof, our resident genius helps them with some "home improvement" ideas, including the world's first microwave oven, the dishwasher and his "pee de resistance"...the toilet!

After Sid is abusive to his horse, Chumpion, the animal stops the cartoon and demands that horses get the cushy jobs for once. // When his mother comes to stay, Einstone tries to get rid of her by finding her a boyfriend (dad was eaten by a rex). // Starving Mooch discovers Maurice in a toy store and sets out once again to get his lunch.

Chastity has had it with Tex and Sid always fighting and demands they do a program with some class. // Ghengis conquers Egypt only to discover that the Princess of Cairo - Khannie - has other plans. // Einstone meets a sexy cave babe and gets hit by Cupid's club!

When Ghengis arrives in the Mayan capital in central Mexico a thousand years before Cortez, he figures getting the fabled gold will be a snap. // Einstone's primitive world is interrupted when a time traveler comes from the future to pick one caveman to bring back with him. // Amanda tries to squash Freddy but can't seem to crush him to save her life.

Gangland "good fella" DANNY BOY is instructed to teach a crime lord's nephew the ropes of the "business." // Khannie is back in her native Asia when Genghis attacks the Himalayas.Only this time Khannie isn't defending against Ghenghis, she's his tour guide! // When the Neanderthals get into a war with a neighboring tribe of hairy, hunchbacked primates, Einstone creates the Ugh Lympic Games to give them an alternative to beating each other's brains out.

When the Neanderthals fail to catch a tiny dinosaur, Einstone realizes they're evolutionary development is threatened because they're "out of shape". // Ghengis arrives in the Amazon with plans to cut a highway through rain forest on his way to conquering the tribes of Brazil. // Pooch & LB join the cops (much to their dismay) in foiling an in-progress bank robbery.

Tex isn't sure he likes all this new-fangled technology, especially when the outcome of the cartoon is in the hands the audience. // When Mooch finds little Maurice in the mountains with his fellow Chicken Scouts, our hungry fox decides to become their scout leader. // Dan the Man is a merciless lawyer on vacation in the Caribbean who wants nothing more than be left alone by annoying waiter POMPEII PETE.

Chastity has reached her tolerance of fighting from Sid and Tex and demands to know when and how this feuding got started. // Great white hunter Gunga Dan wants to make the cover of Fearless Hunter Magazine with his prize trophy, the last albino tiger in existence. // Einstone opens the 'Einstone School of Medicine' to teach the dumkoff Neanderthals how to help a fellow caveman.

Cattle rustler Sid is determined to steal Tex's herd of steers, even if it's consists of only one cow! From ropin' to stampedin', Sid learns the hard way that nothing comes between a cowboy and his cow. // Power Pooch must rescue Little Buddy who is held prisoner by the nefarious Dr. Hydrant! // Amanda's in Vegas and her luck is awful.

Sid is an outlaw trying to steal gold from Tex's fort. // In order to look like the skinny models in Vague magazine, Amanda heads for a really strict fat farm. // Power Pooch is determined to protect the wealth of a solitary old lady until he discovers that she is inadvertently more dangerous than the criminal element.

Selfish Dr. Dan, who practices golf more than medicine, meets his match in friendly Pete, his new caddy. // An alien ship is approaching Earth, and Power Pooch instantly assumes it's an attack. // Genghis is out to conquer an Indian tribe when he runs into little squaw Khannie.

Sagebrush Sid "sidnaps" Chastity to row her to a church downriver for a wedding just so he can get a kiss. // Amanda inadvertently locks Freddy in the freezer. // There's a power blackout in the neighborhood and everything's dark.

Amanda hires a Medium to help her contact her supposedly dead brother. // Power Pooch is reverted back to "Puppy-hood" when the evil Dr. Hydrant blows a special high pitched dog whistle. // When Maurice goes fishing, Mooch realizes this could be his chance to make a big 'catch'.

When Chastity reacts positively to an overweight man, Tex and Sid try to their hardest to gain weight to gain her favor. // Amanda is preparing a cake for the snooty rich "under 5 million dollar household in the neighborhood when Freddy thinks he's just the kind that deserves some home cooked munchies. // Count Danula, the vilest, hungriest vampire around gets a visit from traveling pizza boy Pompeii Pete.

When Maurice mistakenly thinks he's lost a tooth, Mooch disguises as the Tooth Fairy in hopes of getting dinner. // Genghis invades Camelot and intends to make himself King of the Round Table. // When a Neanderthal's wife leaves for shopping her husband is clueless as to taking care of their newborn cave-baby.

Tex is a Pony Express Rider carrying an important something in his saddlebags. // Amanda, to save her reputation as a charitable rich person, sends Freddy to a finishing school. // Dan the Man is an egocentric rap star whose recent change of name to the artist formerly known as Dan prompts him to change his image.

When three Neanderthals hunt down and capture a rock, then eat it, Einstone decides to teach them how to properly eat. // Lt. Dan is the hottest Top Gun weapon's expert in the fleet. Rocks, mountain goats, you name it - he'll blow it up. // Dr. Hydrant sends a "fake" Little Buddy into Power Pooch's hideout to discover the means of his power and steal it.

Amanda's visit to the Whitehouse to meet the chief finds her aghast at his latest pet, The First Fly -- Freddy! // After a freak accident while powering up, Power Pooch discovers he now has an evil duplicate of himself. // Genghis is about to conqueror Thailand when he's rudely awakened to the fact that he's not the only conqueror in the world.

Power Pooch comes across a mummy. Thinking it's a "Mommy", he rushes it to the hospital, where he takes it upon himself to help her. // Einstone aids a clumsy Neanderthal who is in love with a female Neanderthal but has no idea how to approach her. // Pompeii Pete tries to deliver some packages to skydiver Dan... CASH ON DELIVERY! But Dan refuses to pay.

After Sid Bunyan chops down the every last tree in his area, he goes after Tex's tree sanctuary. // Dan's love affair with his snazzy car is brought to a halt when he collides with a boulder. // Mistakenly convinced that he has hurt Little Buddy, Power Pooch vows never to use his powers for violence again and joins a Himalayan monastery.

Tex is lost in the burning hot desert and fresh out of water. // When little Maurice goes to the beach for an afternoon of fun, Mooch waylays the lifeguard and attempts to turn Maurice into lunch by 'destroying' him in volleyball. // Power Pooch unknowingly wreaks havoc by botching a bank robbery arrest involving a mime, redirecting a meteor to hit the earth from the observatory and starting a huge tornado by chasing his tail too fast.

Amanda is having an all out English style Fox-hunt, only in order to illustrate her love for animals, she's hunting Freddy, who we discover knows a lot about obstacles, trumpet blowing and the art of the chase. // Mooch poses as a friendly alien in order to lure Maurice into his barbecue-spaceship. // Pompeii Pete is mistaken for a James Bond-esque spy by notorious super criminal, Blo-Dan.

The race is on between Tex and Sid to see who delivers Chastity to Dirtwater first! // Amanda and Freddy are shipwrecked on a island where, in a strange twist of fate, the natives don't know what money is, but they worship Freddy as a god. // It's Maurice's birthday and CLUCKO THE CLOWN is coming to his party.

Tex is lost in the jungle when he inadvertently strikes the fancy of a large female gorilla. // Einstone attempts to lure a bullying Dinosaur into a tar pit by dressing as a female dinosaur result in him being literally swept of his feet and pulled into marriage with the dinosaur. // GENGHIS needs a big cannon so he can capture a distant fort for the EMPEROR.

Tex and Sid race to get the first photo of the notorious Bigfoot for Chastity's newspaper. // Einstone discovers loneliness and concludes that his super-genius antics prevent him from making friends. // Power Pooch is tired and insists on taking a vacation. The problem is, he ends up a the dog pound, which he is convinced is some sort of club med place.

Dan the Man is a passenger on an airplane. He's also an attorney. Pete is a bumbling flight attendant. Dan manages to get Pete fired, but Pete (now a mere passenger) winds up sitting next to Dan. // Amanda is courted by polished Ronald Coleman-like gold digger, Monsieur Le Leech. // Power Pooch falls in love for the first time. The object of his desires, Fifi, a sexy poodle, discovers that PP is just as unwittingly obnoxious in love as he is in crime fighting.

When the Squab's invite that nice Mr. Mooch over for a family meal, the starving Mooch turns down their sumptuous repast because he wants just one thing - chicken. // When Amanda acquires a supposedly cursed diamond to impress her peers, Freddy decides to play the legend to the hilt. It's a gem-dandy mess! // Pooch's master is good and mad over a squirrel who keeps digging up his yard to bury nuts.

As a Mountie, Tex "always gets his man." So Sagebrush Sid figures the only way to beat the system is to become Sagebrush Sindy. // O Frabjous Day! Genghis has finally captured his nemesis, Khannie, and he's taking her to his Emperor for a delightful death in the Coliseum. // A sudden disappearance of the city's postal workers prompts Power Pooch to fill in and assume the role of every dog's most hated enemy - the mailman.

Tex is climbing the biggest mountain around so he can name it after his true love Chastity. Sid has the same idea, so there's bound to be lots and lots of falling. // Papa Squab wants to surprise Mama with a new TV entertainment unit, but he doesn't know how to hook it up. // While on vacation in Hollywood, Pete takes a studio tour and accidentally gets cast in the latest "Danger Dan" action film as Dan's sidekick.

Tex enters the "Great Yukon Sled Race" only to discover that 5-time champion Yukon Sid has a winning strategy -- cheat! // Genghis, the galaxies mightiest conqueror has come to Mars to claim it for the Emperor. // Amanda Banshee angers a fortune teller who tries to zap her with a curse that makes everything she touches worthless.

Maybe you can take candy from a baby, but not the Power Shoe, as Power Pooch learns when he drops it in a toddler's lap. // Dan is a Stephen King type writer trying to think up a unique murder weapon when his noisy gardener (PETE) disturbs him. // Amanda is determined to win big on her favorite game show for the rich and snooty. It will win her a priceless tiara, and she'll cheat to get what she wants.

After taking a sound bullying from obnoxious Neanderthals, Einstone picks up and moves on to more tolerant types -- a village of Dinosaurs. // Pete innocently answers a bank's HELP WANTED ad and is "employed" as a hostage when Dan's bank robbery attempt goes terribly wrong. // Mooch convinces the townspeople that a baseball team is needed to prevent the young chickens from becoming juvenile delinquents.

Mooch plays pirate to catch himself a little Caribbean cuisine -- namely luau chicken. // Dan the Man is the unethical director of an art museum, who plans to steal an exhibited diamond. // SHERLOCK EINSTONE, the world's first (and only) detective, takes on his toughest case: finding a lost turtle. What makes it so tough? Working with his stupid assistant WATSON!

Always trying to "second guess" the criminal mind, Power Pooch is so vigilant, he "foils" a major bank heist in broad daylight. // Rich jerk Dan the Man is having a party at his mansion. Pompeii Pete is the doorman who can't seem to get the hang of opening the door. // Einstone invents drama to inspire the Neanderthals to strive towards civilization.

Tex finds himself abducted aboard a gen-u-ine Unidentified Flying Object, where they compete with fellow abductee Sid for the affections of a beautiful space alien! // Amanda fears no one on earth... except the Tax Man. // The Emperor wants to conquer the fabled Norse city of Asgard.

This time the fox has figured out a foolproof way to get chicken into gullet: magic! // Power Pooch is all set to go rescue the kidnapped Lieutenant, when he discovers the Power Shoe is missing. // Genghis attempts to find the elusive home to a Himalayan Great Ruler. However, Khannie's maps tend to lead Genghis into a grumpy Yeti more often than not.

Tex and Sid find it hard to play out their "Magnificent 7" parody when a Network Executive keeps jumping in with great new ideas... and budgetary cut-bucks. // Genghis is a secret agent from H.O.R.D.E., sent by the Emperor to filch a top secret Growth Serum. // Much like professor Henry Higgins, Einstone is going to take some Neanderthal guttersnipe and teach her to bathe, dress and speak; thus, he'll finally have the perfect mate.

Einstone desperately wants to observe how it is that Neanderthal men have success meeting girls. // Genghis and the Emperor have conquered everything on the planet... except for the lost continent of Atlantis and its elusive treasure. // Mooch wants to add Maurice to the ingredients to a recipe he wants to try, so he agrees to help Maurice with his science experiment.

Einstone invites some prehistoric babes over for a private party and trains a dinosaur to keep out any uncouth Neanderthal party crashers. // Amanda summons a her country cousin to deal with Freddy, only to learn that cousin Mabel-Lee is more of a pest than Freddy could ever be. // Pooch's owner, THE LIEUTENANT, is excited about his upcoming awards banquet. But Pooch gets it into his head that his master is walking into a trap!

Sid has finally succeeded in doing away with Tex, or so he thinks. Tex was only fakin' and comes back as both ghost and zombie to haunt Sid bigtime. // Einstone is working so hard to win the heart of a Cave girl, he loses sight of the fact that he's lost the girl and gained a female dinosaur admirer, who takes him home to meet her carnivorous parents. // The Emperor offers Genghis his own private garden as a place for Genghis to recuperate.

Burglar Dan attempts to trick his way into a mansion of riches posing as a toddler. // Genghis is sent to conquer the diminutive natives of Tiny Island, but the natives are the least of Genghis's problem. // Mooch masquerades as Maurice's younger Cousin Sven so he can tag along on a Squab family vacation to the Grand Canyon.

Professor Hydrant has a plan, a very fiendish plan. In order to rid himself (and the world) of Power Pooch, he must find a way to hit the canine conqueror where it hurts a doggie most. // Mooch has the Squab family on a "Family Feud" type game show against his own two stupid cousins, "Huey & Dewey." // Genghis marches through the desert of Texas with his goal to take over the famed fortress Alamo.