The Hotel

Manager Mark's latest money-making scheme is to hold the hotel's first ever pool party, with a BBQ, cocktails and ice cream galore. He's also come up with the novel idea of ‘Dolphin Racing', where children ride on the back of inflatable dolphins while the guests bet money on the winner. "What makes a good holiday is when you do things you wouldn't normally do," explains Mark. "I remember I once went on holiday somewhere and I rode a camel....It's something I'll always remember. I haven't got any camels but at least I can try and do something else they'll remember." The hotel staff down tools and join in the fun at the poolside, leaving deputy manager Christian running reception and fuming that he's not even been offered a burger. As he threatens to walk out, the dolphin races begin. Contestants include the Parry family from Worcester. 11-year-old Jenny and 9-year-old Daniel lost their mum to cancer three years ago but dad, Bert, is determined to give them a holiday they'll remember. Also checking in this week are two life-long drinking buddies from the Welsh valleys, Dave and John, in search of some Devon crumpet: "I've got a Viagra and I know what I want," claims John. Always on the look-out for women to chat up, they share life stories and discuss how to survive being single in later life. They might not find love on their holiday but will they at least fall in love with the hotel? Meanwhile, the hotel's telephone lines are playing up again, testing the patience of Reservation Manager Alison to the limits. While Mark's busy sorting details for the pool party, Alison is unable to take any bookings on their rooms.