Idiot TV

Chris Barrie returns to ask the question, What Is An Idiot? A Nincompoop, Halfwit, Buffoon, I we could go on, but let’s just say an idiot is someone who is having a pretty bad day. An individual who is trying to achieve greatness and doesn’t quite reach their goal, or a person who’s made some questionable life choices. Anyway, it’s not for us to point the finger at these individuals, it’s for us to simply enjoy their antics and taken comfort that it didn’t happen to us. So strap in and brace yourself for MORE Idiot TV! In this episode, we’ll see some compulsory basic training on a motorbike take a turn for the worse, and we’ll see a grade A idiot trying to get the attention of an Alligator. We’ll see idiots out in the wild where one of them falls foul of a fish who doesn’t like the sound of his jet ski, and another who thinks it would be a good idea to use himself as a pair of human rugby posts, This weeks game is the increasingly popular Scale of Suffering, where we get to take pleasure from other people’s pain, and it wouldn’t be Idiot TV if we didn’t crowbar in another loser in love looking for a partner in our Lonely Hearts feature. We have some exclusive footage of a new way to cut hair which involves replacing scissors with a naked flame, and we’ll see what happens when a drunk buffoon tries to take on a sign! As always we’ll end the show by looking back on what we’ve learnt over the past hour just to be sure that we’ve done our duty and given you the necessary tools in the ongoing battle that is learning How Not To Live!