Idiot TV

Chris Barrie returns to ask the question, What Is An Idiot? A Nincompoop, Halfwit, Buffoon, I we could go on, but let’s just say an idiot is someone who is having a pretty bad day. An individual who is trying to achieve greatness and doesn’t quite reach their goal, or a person who’s made some questionable life choices. Anyway, it’s not for us to point the finger at these individuals, it’s for us to simply enjoy their antics and taken comfort that it didn’t happen to us. So strap in and brace yourself for MORE Idiot TV! In this episode, we’ll learn the incorrect way to throw a grenade as basic army training goes wrong and we’ll see a man who’s managed to match the colour of his outfit to the colour of his home. We’ll find out what idiots get up to when they venture out into the back garden and we’ll show you how many fails we can pack into just 30 seconds. Our regular dating feature, Lonely Hearts returns and this week we have a young chap called Simon who’s so good at failing he manages to do so twice, and we introduce a new feature, a not so clever guessing game where all your have to guess is an answer to the question Hit Or Miss? We continue the romantic theme by cobbling together a collection of wedding based catastrophes and we also find out what happens when idiots celebrate a little too hard. And of course we wrap things up by appraising everything with seen over the past hour and try to discover what, if anything, we’ve learnt from the Idiot TV experience

Chris Barrie returns to ask the question, What Is An Idiot? A Nincompoop, Halfwit, Buffoon, I we could go on, but let’s just say an idiot is someone who is having a pretty bad day. An individual who is trying to achieve greatness and doesn’t quite reach their goal, or a person who’s made some questionable life choices. Anyway, it’s not for us to point the finger at these individuals, it’s for us to simply enjoy their antics and taken comfort that it didn’t happen to us. So strap in and brace yourself for MORE Idiot TV! In this episode, we’ll learn the incorrect way to treat a rather nasty case of hemorrhoids and we’ll see a couple of young chaps who’ve taken the idea of the selfie-stick literally. We’ll take a peek behind the curtain to find out how Idiots like to celebrate, and we’ll be asking the audience, not once, not twice, but three times to guess What Happens Next! We have an exciting new interactive feature for you to enjoy called the Scale Of Suffering, where you get to guess the level of pain a person suffers following a fail, and as is tradition we will once again tip our toes into the world of dating and try and find a partner for someone who’s unlucky in love in Lonely Hearts. Our attention will turn to sport and the dangers that face idiots when they try to be healthy, before we find out the effects a sprinkling of the white stuff has on their everyday activities. To end the show we look back on everything we may, or may not, have learnt over the past hour of high quality broadcasting to see if we can all stay in the continuing quest that is How Not To Live!

Chris Barrie returns to ask the question, What Is An Idiot? A Nincompoop, Halfwit, Buffoon, I we could go on, but let’s just say an idiot is someone who is having a pretty bad day. An individual who is trying to achieve greatness and doesn’t quite reach their goal, or a person who’s made some questionable life choices. Anyway, it’s not for us to point the finger at these individuals, it’s for us to simply enjoy their antics and taken comfort that it didn’t happen to us. So strap in and brace yourself for MORE Idiot TV! In this episode, we’ll learn the incorrect way to treat a rather nasty case of hemorrhoids and we’ll see a couple of young chaps who’ve taken the idea of the selfie-stick literally. We’ll take a peek behind the curtain to find out how Idiots like to celebrate, and we’ll be asking the audience, not once, not twice, but three times to guess What Happens Next! We have an exciting new interactive feature for you to enjoy called the Scale Of Suffering, where you get to guess the level of pain a person suffers following a fail, and as is tradition we will once again tip our toes into the world of dating and try and find a partner for someone who’s unlucky in love in Lonely Hearts. Our attention will turn to sport and the dangers that face idiots when they try to be healthy, before we find out the effects a sprinkling of the white stuff has on their everyday activities. To end the show we look back on everything we may, or may not, have learnt over the past hour of high quality broadcasting to see if we can all stay in the continuing quest that is How Not To Live!

Chris Barrie returns to ask the question, What Is An Idiot? A Nincompoop, Halfwit, Buffoon, I we could go on, but let’s just say an idiot is someone who is having a pretty bad day. An individual who is trying to achieve greatness and doesn’t quite reach their goal, or a person who’s made some questionable life choices. Anyway, it’s not for us to point the finger at these individuals, it’s for us to simply enjoy their antics and taken comfort that it didn’t happen to us. So strap in and brace yourself for MORE Idiot TV! In this episode, we’ll see a game of giant Jenga go badly wrong, and marvel as a pair of prat’s decide to launch fireworks directly at each other. We’ll see idiots in action in the wild and being caught unawares on CCTV as well as showing those that can’t help but show off when there’s a celebration in the offing, We launch and new a mysterious guessing game called Gender Reveal, and quickly realise it’s not as difficult as the producer thought it would be, and once more we crowbar in the regular dating feature that nobody asked for, Lonely Hearts. We’ll discover that Idiots have a soft spot for pranks, and then ask why as they go horribly wrong time and time again, and we’ll find out that it isn’t just adults who behave like fools and that kids can have their moments too. Then to end we’ll wrap up proceedings, as is tradition, by looking back on what we’ve just seen to find out if we’ve learnt anything to aid us in the ongoing quest to learn How Not To Live.

Chris Barrie returns to ask the question, What Is An Idiot? A Nincompoop, Halfwit, Buffoon, I we could go on, but let’s just say an idiot is someone who is having a pretty bad day. An individual who is trying to achieve greatness and doesn’t quite reach their goal, or a person who’s made some questionable life choices. Anyway, it’s not for us to point the finger at these individuals, it’s for us to simply enjoy their antics and taken comfort that it didn’t happen to us. So strap in and brace yourself for MORE Idiot TV! In this episode, we’ll see a game of giant Jenga go badly wrong, and marvel as a pair of prat’s decide to launch fireworks directly at each other. We’ll see idiots in action in the wild and being caught unawares on CCTV as well as showing those that can’t help but show off when there’s a celebration in the offing, We launch and new a mysterious guessing game called Gender Reveal, and quickly realise it’s not as difficult as the producer thought it would be, and once more we crowbar in the regular dating feature that nobody asked for, Lonely Hearts. We’ll discover that Idiots have a soft spot for pranks, and then ask why as they go horribly wrong time and time again, and we’ll find out that it isn’t just adults who behave like fools and that kids can have their moments too. Then to end we’ll wrap up proceedings, as is tradition, by looking back on what we’ve just seen to find out if we’ve learnt anything to aid us in the ongoing quest to learn How Not To Live

Chris Barrie returns to ask the question, What Is An Idiot? A Nincompoop, Halfwit, Buffoon, I we could go on, but let’s just say an idiot is someone who is having a pretty bad day. An individual who is trying to achieve greatness and doesn’t quite reach their goal, or a person who’s made some questionable life choices. Anyway, it’s not for us to point the finger at these individuals, it’s for us to simply enjoy their antics and taken comfort that it didn’t happen to us. So strap in and brace yourself for MORE Idiot TV! In this episode, we’ll see some dramatic idiotic behaviour involving two parachutists at 500 feet, and we’ll discover if there is anything more distracting than being chased by a persistent bee. We’ll get an exclusive insight into what happens when Idiots decide to get behind the wheel of a car, and the importance of wearing the proper protective equipment when you take to the micro scooter. We have an old favourite for you to enjoy as we play another tantalizing game or Hit Or Miss, and we will of course try and find another Idiot a partner who might take them under their wing and stop them doing stupid stuff in Lonely Hearts. Our attention will turn to the home and the idiots desire to destroy them via a spot of DIY and we also have a crop of idiot antics that can only be described as Weird and Wonderful. Then, as is tradition, we’ll wrap up another successful show by looking back on what’s gone before and trying to establish if you now have the tools required to help you in the continuing quest that is learning How Not To Live!

Chris Barrie returns to ask the question, What Is An Idiot? A Nincompoop, Halfwit, Buffoon, I we could go on, but let’s just say an idiot is someone who is having a pretty bad day. An individual who is trying to achieve greatness and doesn’t quite reach their goal, or a person who’s made some questionable life choices. Anyway, it’s not for us to point the finger at these individuals, it’s for us to simply enjoy their antics and taken comfort that it didn’t happen to us. So strap in and brace yourself for MORE Idiot TV! In this episode, we’ll see some dramatic idiotic behaviour involving two parachutists at 500 feet, and we’ll discover if there is anything more distracting than being chased by a persistent bee. We’ll get an exclusive insight into what happens when Idiots decide to get behind the wheel of a car, and the importance of wearing the proper protective equipment when you take to the micro scooter. We have an old favourite for you to enjoy as we play another tantalizing game or Hit Or Miss, and we will of course try and find another Idiot a partner who might take them under their wing and stop them doing stupid stuff in Lonely Hearts. Our attention will turn to the home and the idiots desire to destroy them via a spot of DIY and we also have a crop of idiot antics that can only be described as Weird and Wonderful. Then, as is tradition, we’ll wrap up another successful show by looking back on what’s gone before and trying to establish if you now have the tools required to help you in the continuing quest that is learning How Not To Live!

Chris Barrie returns to ask the question, What Is An Idiot? A Nincompoop, Halfwit, Buffoon, I we could go on, but let’s just say an idiot is someone who is having a pretty bad day. An individual who is trying to achieve greatness and doesn’t quite reach their goal, or a person who’s made some questionable life choices. Anyway, it’s not for us to point the finger at these individuals, it’s for us to simply enjoy their antics and taken comfort that it didn’t happen to us. So strap in and brace yourself for MORE Idiot TV! In this episode, we’ll see some compulsory basic training on a motorbike take a turn for the worse, and we’ll see a grade A idiot trying to get the attention of an Alligator. We’ll see idiots out in the wild where one of them falls foul of a fish who doesn’t like the sound of his jet ski, and another who thinks it would be a good idea to use himself as a pair of human rugby posts, This weeks game is the increasingly popular Scale of Suffering, where we get to take pleasure from other people’s pain, and it wouldn’t be Idiot TV if we didn’t crowbar in another loser in love looking for a partner in our Lonely Hearts feature. We have some exclusive footage of a new way to cut hair which involves replacing scissors with a naked flame, and we’ll see what happens when a drunk buffoon tries to take on a sign! As always we’ll end the show by looking back on what we’ve learnt over the past hour just to be sure that we’ve done our duty and given you the necessary tools in the ongoing battle that is learning How Not To Live!

Chris Barrie returns to ask the question, What Is An Idiot? A Nincompoop, Halfwit, Buffoon, I we could go on, but let’s just say an idiot is someone who is having a pretty bad day. An individual who is trying to achieve greatness and doesn’t quite reach their goal, or a person who’s made some questionable life choices. Anyway, it’s not for us to point the finger at these individuals, it’s for us to simply enjoy their antics and taken comfort that it didn’t happen to us. So strap in and brace yourself for MORE Idiot TV! In this episode, we’ll see some compulsory basic training on a motorbike take a turn for the worse, and we’ll see a grade A idiot trying to get the attention of an Alligator. We’ll see idiots out in the wild where one of them falls foul of a fish who doesn’t like the sound of his jet ski, and another who thinks it would be a good idea to use himself as a pair of human rugby posts, This weeks game is the increasingly popular Scale of Suffering, where we get to take pleasure from other people’s pain, and it wouldn’t be Idiot TV if we didn’t crowbar in another loser in love looking for a partner in our Lonely Hearts feature. We have some exclusive footage of a new way to cut hair which involves replacing scissors with a naked flame, and we’ll see what happens when a drunk buffoon tries to take on a sign! As always we’ll end the show by looking back on what we’ve learnt over the past hour just to be sure that we’ve done our duty and given you the necessary tools in the ongoing battle that is learning How Not To Live!

Chris Barrie returns to ask the question, What Is An Idiot? A Nincompoop, Halfwit, Buffoon, I we could go on, but let’s just say an idiot is someone who is having a pretty bad day. An individual who is trying to achieve greatness and doesn’t quite reach their goal, or a person who’s made some questionable life choices. Anyway, it’s not for us to point the finger at these individuals, it’s for us to simply enjoy their antics and taken comfort that it didn’t happen to us. So strap in and brace yourself for MORE Idiot TV! In this episode, we’ll see why pulling a wheelie on motorbike is a really bad idea and why it’s never a good idea to bring a horse into a busy restaurant. We’ll see a selection of idiot men, who really shouldn’t be allowed out of the house, and a selection of idiot animals including a lion who hasn’t learnt to look where it’s going and a pair of turtles who try their hand at some physical comedy. This week’s game is the thrill a minute 50/50 guessing game designed to keep you on the edge of your seat known as Hit or Miss, and of course we’ll take some time out from the pratfalls and tomfoolery to see if we can find a loser someone to love in Lonely Hearts. We show you how idiotic the weather can be and showcase a collection of buffoons who have been caught unawares on CCTV. As is tradition we will bring the curtain down on proceedings by looking back on the past hour of frivolity to see if we can take away any learnings from the behaviour of our idiots that will aid us in the ongoing battle against How Not To Live!

Chris Barrie returns to ask the question, What Is An Idiot? A Nincompoop, Halfwit, Buffoon, I we could go on, but let’s just say an idiot is someone who is having a pretty bad day. An individual who is trying to achieve greatness and doesn’t quite reach their goal, or a person who’s made some questionable life choices. Anyway, it’s not for us to point the finger at these individuals, it’s for us to simply enjoy their antics and taken comfort that it didn’t happen to us. So strap in and brace yourself for MORE Idiot TV! In this episode, we’ll see why pulling a wheelie on motorbike is a really bad idea and why it’s never a good idea to bring a horse into a busy restaurant. We’ll see a selection of idiot men, who really shouldn’t be allowed out of the house, and a selection of idiot animals including a lion who hasn’t learnt to look where it’s going and a pair of turtles who try their hand at some physical comedy. This week’s game is the thrill a minute 50/50 guessing game designed to keep you on the edge of your seat known as Hit or Miss, and of course we’ll take some time out from the pratfalls and tomfoolery to see if we can find a loser someone to love in Lonely Hearts. We show you how idiotic the weather can be and showcase a collection of buffoons who have been caught unawares on CCTV. As is tradition we will bring the curtain down on proceedings by looking back on the past hour of frivolity to see if we can take away any learnings from the behaviour of our idiots that will aid us in the ongoing battle against How Not To Live!

Chris Barrie returns to ask the question, What Is An Idiot? A Nincompoop, Halfwit, Buffoon, I we could go on, but let’s just say an idiot is someone who is having a pretty bad day. An individual who is trying to achieve greatness and doesn’t quite reach their goal, or a person who’s made some questionable life choices. Anyway, it’s not for us to point the finger at these individuals, it’s for us to simply enjoy their antics and taken comfort that it didn’t happen to us. So strap in and brace yourself for MORE Idiot TV! In this episode, we’ll learn a unique way to try and capture an evasive head louse, and show you that aiming fireworks at your guests really is the worst way to celebrate New Year. We’ll get back to nature and see what happens when the Idiots takes to The Great Outdoors and we’ll also be capturing some buffoons unawares on CCTV. This week’s game see’s the return of The Scale Of Suffering, when you get to predict how much pain a pratfall leads to, and of course, as is tradition, we’ll be offering up another young singleton to those looking for love in our Lonely Hearts Feature. We’ll show you what happens when idiots gets behind the wheels of Big Rigs, and also show you more vehicular fails from all around the world captured on Dashcams. Once more we will end our fine broadcast by looking back on the content we’ve burnt into your retinas over the past hour to ascertain what, if anything, you’ve been able to learn. The knowledge might not get you a degree but it will at least aid you in the ongoing battle that is tackling How Not To Live!

Chris Barrie returns to ask the question, What Is An Idiot? A Nincompoop, Halfwit, Buffoon, I we could go on, but let’s just say an idiot is someone who is having a pretty bad day. An individual who is trying to achieve greatness and doesn’t quite reach their goal, or a person who’s made some questionable life choices. Anyway, it’s not for us to point the finger at these individuals, it’s for us to simply enjoy their antics and taken comfort that it didn’t happen to us. So strap in and brace yourself for MORE Idiot TV! In this episode, we’ll learn a unique way to try and capture an evasive head louse, and show you that aiming fireworks at your guests really is the worst way to celebrate New Year. We’ll get back to nature and see what happens when the Idiots takes to The Great Outdoors and we’ll also be capturing some buffoons unawares on CCTV. This week’s game see’s the return of The Scale Of Suffering, when you get to predict how much pain a pratfall leads to, and of course, as is tradition, we’ll be offering up another young singleton to those looking for love in our Lonely Hearts Feature. We’ll show you what happens when idiots gets behind the wheels of Big Rigs, and also show you more vehicular fails from all around the world captured on Dashcams. Once more we will end our fine broadcast by looking back on the content we’ve burnt into your retinas over the past hour to ascertain what, if anything, you’ve been able to learn. The knowledge might not get you a degree but it will at least aid you in the ongoing battle that is tackling How Not To Live!

Chris Barrie returns to ask the question, What Is An Idiot? A Nincompoop, Halfwit, Buffoon, I we could go on, but let’s just say an idiot is someone who is having a pretty bad day. An individual who is trying to achieve greatness and doesn’t quite reach their goal, or a person who’s made some questionable life choices. Anyway, it’s not for us to point the finger at these individuals, it’s for us to simply enjoy their antics and taken comfort that it didn’t happen to us. So strap in and brace yourself for MORE Idiot TV! In this episode, the world’s biggest Koala Bear attempts a daring leap and we see an innovative method of walking the dog that utilises a drone. We’ll have more from Man’s Best Friend too including a dog that tries it’s hand at filming it’s very own Idiot TV clip, and we’ll once again indulge in a selection of clips that can only be described at Weird and Wonderful. This week’s game is everyone’s favourite nerve shredding 50/50 guessing contest Hit Or Miss, and of course it wouldn’t be Idiot TV if we didn’t take time out from the hilarity to try and find one of our lucky viewers a partner in our dating feature Lonely Hearts. We’ll answer that age old question, is Water an idiot? Turns out it is, and we’ll also be enjoying some top quality buffoonery from a selection of Workmen. As always we will be bringing down the curtain on the show by looking back on proceedings, admiring the top quality entertainment that we’ve provided, whilst establishing if we’ve given our viewers the tools they need to successfully combat How Not To Live

Chris Barrie returns to ask the question, What Is An Idiot? A Nincompoop, Halfwit, Buffoon, I we could go on, but let’s just say an idiot is someone who is having a pretty bad day. An individual who is trying to achieve greatness and doesn’t quite reach their goal, or a person who’s made some questionable life choices. Anyway, it’s not for us to point the finger at these individuals, it’s for us to simply enjoy their antics and taken comfort that it didn’t happen to us. So strap in and brace yourself for MORE Idiot TV! In this episode, the world’s biggest Koala Bear attempts a daring leap and we see an innovative method of walking the dog that utilises a drone. We’ll have more from Man’s Best Friend too including a dog that tries it’s hand at filming it’s very own Idiot TV clip, and we’ll once again indulge in a selection of clips that can only be described at Weird and Wonderful. This week’s game is everyone’s favourite nerve shredding 50/50 guessing contest Hit Or Miss, and of course it wouldn’t be Idiot TV if we didn’t take time out from the hilarity to try and find one of our lucky viewers a partner in our dating feature Lonely Hearts. We’ll answer that age old question, is Water an idiot? Turns out it is, and we’ll also be enjoying some top quality buffoonery from a selection of Workmen. As always we will be bringing down the curtain on the show by looking back on proceedings, admiring the top quality entertainment that we’ve provided, whilst establishing if we’ve given our viewers the tools they need to successfully combat How Not To Live!

Chris Barrie returns to ask the question, What Is An Idiot? A Nincompoop, Halfwit, Buffoon, I we could go on, but let’s just say an idiot is someone who is having a pretty bad day. An individual who is trying to achieve greatness and doesn’t quite reach their goal, or a person who’s made some questionable life choices. Anyway, it’s not for us to point the finger at these individuals, it’s for us to simply enjoy their antics and taken comfort that it didn’t happen to us. So strap in and brace yourself for MORE Idiot TV! In this episode, we’ll ask the question, What Is Man? And will almost immediately conclude that “Man” is a complete idiot! We’ll showcase a hilarious collection of pranks that, having been conceived by nincompoops, predictably don’t always go according to plan and, as a special treat, we’ll be taking to the roads to see how Idiots fare behind the wheel of a car and then will immediate wish we hadn’t bothered. The game on offer this week is another thrilling round of everyone’s favourite pain based guessing game, The Scale of Suffering when we ask viewers to guess the level of pain a person endures following a fail, and once more we’ll try and find an Idiot someone to love in our Lonely Hearts feature. We’ll get all cerebal on you and wrap our heads around The Age of Evolution, and then throw all brain based activities out of the window and just enjoy some people being bad at Sport. To end proceedings we will look back on the top quality content you’ve just witness and try to establish if any learnings can be taken away. Probably not, but you never know, maybe we’ve successfully educated you in How Not To Live!

Chris Barrie returns to ask the question, What Is An Idiot? A Nincompoop, Halfwit, Buffoon, I we could go on, but let’s just say an idiot is someone who is having a pretty bad day. An individual who is trying to achieve greatness and doesn’t quite reach their goal, or a person who’s made some questionable life choices. Anyway, it’s not for us to point the finger at these individuals, it’s for us to simply enjoy their antics and taken comfort that it didn’t happen to us. So strap in and brace yourself for MORE Idiot TV! In this episode, we’ll ask the question, What Is Man? And will almost immediately conclude that “Man” is a complete idiot! We’ll showcase a hilarious collection of pranks that, having been conceived by nincompoops, predictably don’t always go according to plan and, as a special treat, we’ll be taking to the roads to see how Idiots fare behind the wheel of a car and then will immediate wish we hadn’t bothered. The game on offer this week is another thrilling round of everyone’s favourite pain based guessing game, The Scale of Suffering when we ask viewers to guess the level of pain a person endures following a fail, and once more we’ll try and find an Idiot someone to love in our Lonely Hearts feature. We’ll get all cerebal on you and wrap our heads around The Age of Evolution, and then throw all brain based activities out of the window and just enjoy some people being bad at Sport. To end proceedings we will look back on the top quality content you’ve just witness and try to establish if any learnings can be taken away. Probably not, but you never know, maybe we’ve successfully educated you in How Not To Live!

Chris Barrie returns to ask the question, What Is An Idiot? A Nincompoop, Halfwit, Buffoon, I we could go on, but let’s just say an idiot is someone who is having a pretty bad day. An individual who is trying to achieve greatness and doesn’t quite reach their goal, or a person who’s made some questionable life choices. Anyway, it’s not for us to point the finger at these individuals, it’s for us to simply enjoy their antics and taken comfort that it didn’t happen to us. So strap in and brace yourself for MORE Idiot TV! In this episode, we kick things off by enjoying the antics of some of the biggest idiots out there, the self-titled Ladz (with a Z). But in the interests of balance we also give the Women a chance to prove that they can be completely stupid too, given the opportunity. We’ll find out what happens when idiots think no one is watching with a collection of clips captured on CCTV, and, believe it or not, we’ve managed to find a load of clips where idiots manage to mess up the simple task of using a Computer. This week’s game is the 50/50 guessing game that has taken the nation by storm and is sure to provide tomorrow morning’s water cooler moment, Hit Or Miss, and naturally we’ve crow-barred in our regularly dating feature Lonely Hearts, because, why not! We’ll find out how idiotic the elements can we with sequences entitled Water, and Weather, turns out, very, who knew! And of course, to end the show we’ll try and make sense of what we’ve just seen and hopefully find something educational for you all to take away and use in the ongoing struggle that is learning How Not To Live!

Chris Barrie returns to ask the question, What Is An Idiot? A Nincompoop, Halfwit, Buffoon, I we could go on, but let’s just say an idiot is someone who is having a pretty bad day. An individual who is trying to achieve greatness and doesn’t quite reach their goal, or a person who’s made some questionable life choices. Anyway, it’s not for us to point the finger at these individuals, it’s for us to simply enjoy their antics and taken comfort that it didn’t happen to us. So strap in and brace yourself for MORE Idiot TV! In this episode, we kick things off by enjoying the antics of some of the biggest idiots out there, the self-titled Ladz (with a Z). But in the interests of balance we also give the Women a chance to prove that they can be completely stupid too, given the opportunity. We’ll find out what happens when idiots think no one is watching with a collection of clips captured on CCTV, and, believe it or not, we’ve managed to find a load of clips where idiots manage to mess up the simple task of using a Computer. This week’s game is the 50/50 guessing game that has taken the nation by storm and is sure to provide tomorrow morning’s water cooler moment, Hit Or Miss, and naturally we’ve crow-barred in our regularly dating feature Lonely Hearts, because, why not! We’ll find out how idiotic the elements can we with sequences entitled Water, and Weather, turns out, very, who knew! And of course, to end the show we’ll try and make sense of what we’ve just seen and hopefully find something educational for you all to take away and use in the ongoing struggle that is learning How Not To Live!