The Carol Burnett Show

In this episode, Mama, Eunice, and Ed return from an inspiring Sunday sermon--but struggle to maintain a feeling of "brotherly love." Also: Carol and Harvey are a couple sharing "Bedtime Honesty."

Guest star Steve Lawrence is your MC for a roast of faded star Nora Desmond. And in "Carol & Sis", Vicki attempts to sober up a tipsy Carol after a bridge club meeting before Harvey returns home.

Guest James Coco takes a slow boat to romance in the Saturday Night Tearjerker movie spoof, "One Way Ticket," while Carol gets into an tempestuous argument with a container of margarine. (No, really.)

Jack Weston and Michele Lee guest star, joining Carol and Harvey for a sketch juxtaposing a bickering married couple and a newly-engaged one. Also: a doctor's visit is an emotional rollercoaster.

Who loves ya, Carol? Guest star Telly Savalas, that's who! Telly and Harvey play businessmen whose broken merger plays like a broken relationship. Also: TV commercials, and Telly as "Poopi Le Moko."

Good evening...tonight, guest stars Rich Little and Eydie Gorme join in a tribute to Alfred Hitchcock! Also: Carol and Harvey play a couple not speaking to each other in a largely pantomimed sketch.

Tonight's guest stars are Alan King and Lena Zavaroni! In sketches set on Hollywood Boulevard, a baseball game, and a bus stop, Carol and company prove that big laughs can be found everywhere.

Guests John Byner and Helen Reddy join Carol and Harvey in a sketch about swingers looking for the ladies. And over at Mama's house, The Family get into an unapologetically hilarious game of "Sorry!"

Kenneth Mars and John Byner guest star! Sketches include: Carol as an obsessed and oblivious soap opera fanatic, John enlisting Kenneth's coaching in a breakup, and the dreams of a married couple.

Tim Conway returns to the Carol show! Tim plays a lion who wants to be anything but Born Free, then teams with Harvey as a pair of military aircraft spotters stuck with each other on an island.

Carol's guests are Steve Lawrence and Tim Conway for this episode, which features another chapter in the "As The Stomach Turns" saga, and Harvey getting unsolicited medical advice in a waiting room.

Guest stars Ken Berry and Carl Reiner fly the funny skies in "Disaster '75!" Fasten your seat belts for one of Carol's all-time classic movie spoof sketches that soars on wings of laughter.

Attention, all personnel: incoming guest star...Alan Alda! This festive episode features Alda as a department store Santa, and as Eunice's brother Larry, visiting Mama and The Family for Christmas.

Carol welcomes Vincent Price and Joan Rivers! Sketches include Vincent crossing paths with Alice Portnoy and understudying for Ham Actor Harvey, then saying "goodnight, Joan Boy" in "The Walnuts."

Tim Conway is back again as guest star in this episode, highlighted by his turn as a hapless bus boy at a "Beniha-ha" restaurant who steps into an absent chef's role...with very messy results.

Guest star William Conrad appears in the latest "The Family" sketch, as a gentleman caller for Mama (Vicki). Also: Harvey's uncomfortable news for his wife (Carol) gives her a bad case of twitches.

Tim Conway and The Pointer Sisters guest star! Sketches include the game show "Up Your Income", with Carol's Stella Toddler character as a contestant, and Tim as Nora Desmond's new butler.

Carol's guests tonight are Rock Hudson and Nancy Walker! The two join Carol and company for sketch set in the grand old days of vaudeville, entitled: "When My Baby Laughs At Me."

Tonight's episode features Harvey and Carol encountering a wishing well, and another installment of "The Family", with Eunice and Ed suffering through Mama's recuperation after an accident.

Buddy Ebsen and Wayne Rogers guest star! Sketches include: "The West Dakota County Fair", the World War II movie spoof, "War Is Heck", and another visit with "The Old Folks."

Roddy McDowell guest stars! He plays a successful member of "The Family"--who fails to impress Mama when she visits his Hollywood home. Also: movie spoof "The Lady Heir" (a take-off on "The Heiress.")

Tonight, guest stars Steve Lawrence and Sally Struthers join in one of Carol's patented "Late, Late Movie" spoofs. This time up, flappers and floozies abound in "The Boring Twenties."

Tim Conway is back again as tonight's guest! Tim will leave you in stitches as the World's Oldest Clockmaker, and as a pal of Ed's in the latest visit with "The Family."